polish shower

when instead of taking a shower you just wet a washcloth and go over the parts of your body that smell

"i am not fucking taking a shower today i took one yesterday, i'll just take a polish shower"

by uncle jimmy June 28, 2006

Power shower

jerking off while taking a shower

lil ronnie looked a whole lot better once he took a power shower

by christian luyando July 12, 2009

Meteor Shower

An Extremely RARE event which happens every weekend, where a friend goes out and has many balls pass her face. then complains about how hungover she was the next day.

Jenn went to the meteor shower in Sea Isle City last night and is now hungover

by purdyluv August 13, 2012

gigolo shower

Spraying your self with cologne or perfume instead of taking an actual bath or shower.

Same as a whore bath

I guess I'll just take a gigolo shower then.

by kikiyessed October 28, 2010

German shower

Drink a cold beer while you're having a hot shower.

Silly Jakob had a german shower before heading to the club.

by Mr M. February 28, 2022

Abortion Shower

Used when just saying "thats fucked up" isnt enough for such a disturbing situation or idea.

Id rather go to an abortion shower than a Justin Bieber concert.

by fluent January 31, 2014

unholy shower

Noun;
The act of Satan or higher demon urinating onto a virgin's head or breasts to induce erotic pleasure. Similar to a golden shower, but involving demonicpiss.

When Julie celebrated her 18th birthday, she received an unholy shower from Satan himself.

by Kronen V May 7, 2010