Bobby

a fucking retard

that guy is the dumbest person i've ever met, he's such a bobby

by thatgamernoob June 5, 2024

Bobby cock

Piece of dip shit who can't seem to grow out of his tiny wiener. He is the size of a munchkin from the wizard of oz and has no friends, except his fake hoes on his crusty dusty musty xbox

"Look, there goes Bobby cock!"

by ChronicYouthbitch97 December 24, 2022

bobby

a sexy man with big hairy nuts

wow i wish i was bobby

by fortnitepooper69 November 24, 2021

Bobby

A moment in someone’s mind when they are brain dead or a completely retarded moment happens

*Adam answers with the worst answer possible to the teacher’s question*
Trevor Mocks at Adam “holy shit Bobby”

by Mentally retarded April 25, 2021

Bobby Joe

Bobby Joe is an extremely intelligent inter-galactic space monkey. Despite being often perceived as a small accessory for a pen, don't let this fool you. If Bobby Joe wanted to, he could destroy the planet of Earth for entertainment. Because of this, he requires loyalty from creatures of earth in order to protect the infrastructure of humanity itself. This vitally important job is left down to the people of The Duke Protection Society, owned by *retracted*. This job requires mental control on the extreme end of the scale, a job which is only possessed by 24 people around the world (if you believe you can work this job, you can't, we would've already contacted you if you could). Do not mess with Bobby Joe in any circumstance if you care about yourself, and society as a whole. If you ever encounter him, do not interact unless requested to, and be very careful about what you say.

The townsmen once went in search for Bobby Joe. They were all killed before they had left.

by The Duke Protection Society December 28, 2023

Bobby James

Bobby James is a person who has two names in the same way as the dinosaur Brontosaurus / Apatosaurus.

Does that person have two names? No. They’re a Bobby James. They can be either or, or both.

by thebobbyjames November 23, 2021

Bobby Johnson

A loosely defined cocktail emerging on the west coast. A Bobby Johnson’s ingredients are made to order at the request of whatever the consumer feels like drinking at any given moment.

Patron: I’ll have a Bobby Johnson, please.

Bartender: .... (wears a look of confident hesitancy)

Patron: yea that’s a whiteclaw, whiskey, and lime on the rocks.

Bartender: of course, that’ll be $5

by B. Johnson August 28, 2019