Similar to that of drink driving, but driving whilst using facebook. Face-driving is becoming more common in today's society and is hard to enforce especially when you have a good reason to be on facebook while driving making it hard for police to do anything at all as they do it themselves and completely understand you must constantly check status updates regardless to avoid becoming a social hermit. It's just the way things are these days.
I was driving home from work today when i caused a four car pile-up on the motorway.
Police: "It appears you caused this accident, can you give any reason as to why this happened?"
Me: "I was face-driving"
Police: "Oh...well um...bad boy. Don't crash again"
Me: "Meh"
Police: "It appears you caused this accident, can you give any reason as to why this happened?"
Me: "I was face-driving"
Police: "Oh...well um...bad boy. Don't crash again"
Me: "Meh"
by aussie type of guy April 25, 2011
Get the face-drivingmug. Scrunch face is at the same time you need to shot and Gary at the same time and you face looks like a 95 year old prune
by KONVERT July 22, 2022
Get the Scrunch facemug. by Jade Madonna July 21, 2009
Get the Face-cadettemug. A term to describe a rude white person who is stupid and just harnesses retired women as a means to sound tough. The term is slang from the term "bald faced hornet" used to insult a rude white man.
Chris Milchek is one Bald Faced Nigger. All he does is harass my grandma for no reason over his "property"
by Angry guy from NY October 14, 2024
Get the Bald Faced Niggermug. by Tom Bryan October 7, 2007
Get the riot facedmug. A celebrated day, mostly among the veteran community of the day that Osama Bin Laden shot in the face
by asswipe390 May 2, 2024
Get the shot in the face daymug. by Stevenurkel May 12, 2025
Get the Loser Facemug.