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close your fuck mouth

A response to a hate comment, came up with by shitty car wash company who has awful grammar
Person #1 - Hey your shit is so shitty!!!

Person #2 - close your fuck mouth
by BK137 January 31, 2022
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Peanut Butter Mouth

"Enh-huh-huhhh-manh-huh-eh, sorry I have peanut butter mouth"
by AwesomeFartyParty66 February 3, 2022
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loads in mouth

It’s how many deposits of seman you have placed in your mouth. Also known as LIM score.
Casey has a loads in mouth aka (LIM) score of 1.
by Ridgeway42 February 15, 2022
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Disposable Minnie Mouse Pubes

A throw away merkin, sold at Disneyland, and made of two circles of black pubic hair with a red bow in the center.
Greg and Chris wanted some kinky 70s porn star bush action back at the Disneyland Hotel, so Brad’s mom bought Disposable Minnie Mouse Pubes to wear over her freshly waxed minge.
by crjoker May 7, 2022
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trip to the mountains

Midwestern slang term for abandoning your team and pursuing solo opportunities similar to the successes of Freddie Mercury, Jon Lennon, Roger Daltry or Billy Corgan.
Let's take a trip to the mountains and get this team set up for success!
by DansDrone May 25, 2022
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Sleeping w/ mouth open

According to very very VERY accurate history books, having the audacity to fall asleep with your mouth wide open, not caring who sees you, is how Alpha Aztec warriors showed dominance over Betas. Like, for real, for real
The older, more experienced Aztec Warrior, sleeping w/ mouth open, to intimidate the lesser Beta male ( Often considered pretty)
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