junked up her face

The gross over-modification of the face through either piercings, plastic surgery, tattooing, or some combination that completely changes the appearance.
She used to be such a beautiful model until she junked up her face with fake lips, plastic skin, and enough piercings to make a biker blush.
by Plasmaguy November 22, 2015
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Face Flurry

Giving a girl a facial and then proceeding to shake your unwashed hair over her. Dandruff sticks to the sperm covered areas as a result
"Jess is so freaky! She let me give her a face flurry so good it looked like she's been living in a snow globe"

"I gave my girl a face flurry so thick the superintendent had to close school for it!!
by AtYaGirlsPlace September 21, 2020
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A face mask generally used on specimens with underdeveloped jaw lines. Generally the rare disease leaves victims with only two planes of sight. This means they can only see in 2D or in 1D. Just think, the original Super Mario Brothers for the NES had a better graphics system than the system that these people see in their everyday lives. I can't describe how I feel about this indistinct disease, it's one of the most minimally understood disease. People that suffer from octagonal synthetic face mask disorder generally do not live for much more than thirty years.
by Zack Marks September 27, 2016
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face hiroshima

When something is so stupid that you go back in time to punch the Hiroshima bomb with your face.
Ryan: Lying people are the most honest.
Sam: *Face Hiroshimas*
Ryan: ...WTF!!!!!????
by ZeusTheCoolest January 16, 2019
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Bitch Face Sprung

Bitch Face Sprung or BFS is when you are inexplicably attracted to and consequently aroused by women with intense resting bitch face or an outwardly cold demeanor.

These men often find great pleasure in the pursuit and sexual conquering of these cheerless and uninviting women.
James: I don't know what it is about Caitlin, but I love fucking the attitude out of her and changing her Resting Bitch Face into a smile.

Michael: man, you're always Bitch Face Sprung.
by Solidus84 February 03, 2023
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Smash face ass

A females heart shaped round but that looks so good you want to smash your face in it.
Damn. She got that smash face ass. Ass so big make you want to smash your face in it.
by Careless50's November 27, 2021
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Resting pleasant face

Smiling while thinking smug thoughts
She sat silently while staring into the great blue yonder with a resting pleasant face as she plotted her sweet revenge.
by Loween18 March 10, 2017
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