hit the switch

to start a car

Yo hit the switch nigger...

by kam75xx July 17, 2023

black and white swirl

Ready and rez cooked to perfection in a swirled pattern by stirring in a light circular motion…

Just one single hit of Black and White Swirl will send ur mind spiraling 🌀 and ur senses into overdrive..

by Burn Larry Goode July 18, 2023

The Sister Switch (T.S.S)

The sister switch also know as the roomate switch because it applies to roomates and sisters. You find out your girlfriend’s sister/roomate is the more desireable one and you want to switch. How you do it is you suggest a threesome with the sister/roomate to your girlfriend and she is so appauled by the idea she kicks you out. She later vents about to the other and she is secretly flattered why giving fake sympathy. You wait until you girlfriend is at work and you call the sister/roomate. You get past the awkwardness then you ask her out.

There is an alternate scenario where your girlfriend is into it and the sister/roomate is too. In this case you either are very lucky or offered to aide in incest where you are expected to decline.

S6 EP12 of Seinfeld Jerry attempts The Sister Switch (T.S.S) with his girlfriends roomate and gets offered threesome and declines because he’s secretly gay.

by uvogin August 23, 2023

hampter go swish

A compilation of Hamlet the Hamster from ACNH wearing Festivale-related merch and dancing in front of a ring light (put Champion as end search term). Even grace by faith people can find it amusing.

Person 1: Have you seen Hampter go swish last night? He’s so cute
Person 2: bro he’s just pretend lmao
Person 3: Who’s cuter? RuPaul or Hampter go swish?
Person 2: h a m p t e r
Persons 1&3: go find a wife and get a life

by KenzoKeys July 18, 2024

the cincinnati switcheroo

Using your roommate's used inside out condom during sex to fuck up two lives at once.

Yeah, man, I gave her The Cincinnati Switcheroo.

My roommate is gonna be pissed after he finds out what I gave that prostitute.

by WTF2point0 September 5, 2023

The chocolate swirl

When you hold someone by the feet and dip their head into a toilet full of human waste and proceed to flush the toilet while their head is fully submerged in it

Time for you to get the chocolate swirl

by P@ttycak3 September 22, 2023

sleepy time swipe

When youre swiping on a dating app at night with low brightness then wake up in the morning and realize your matches not what you thought they looked like.

😜 - “any cute matches on tinder lately?”
🙄- “no theyve all been sleepy time swipes”

by h0tpickluvr September 27, 2023