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Get the peen dog mug.Dog Dookie Day takes place every March 1st! The holiday originated from 2 girls running down a hill on March 1st. They quickly jump after noticing a big poopie on the hill.. dogs. They realized that this would make a great holiday! so now, happy dog dookie day ! <3
by bees on a boat March 1, 2022
Get the dog dookie day mug.A giant rodent that some people eat like dumbasses or some well love and sacrifice there lives to let the dog know that they are a good owner
Types of dogs
Hairy chunky dog
This thing sheds so much that you live in a giant bush of hair
The fat dog
This thing is a beast if it sees a singular crum it will have a mental breakdown and lick the whole floor just to eat the crum now your dinner room is very sticks and slippery
The skinny bitch
This thing is a legit straw this wimp never eats he or she is scared of food let me geuss he died the first day you got him
The little liver
That thing is dead
Shit eater this dog gobbles up shit like he is Joey Chestnut eating hotdogs he mistaken chocolate as shit and he is dead now
Little turd
This thing is smaller than your penis
Big turd
He needs a room instead of a cage because he is a fat turd
Fancy ho
This thing is all “give me a fork and a knife” even know they are just eating fries
Straw bitch
You’ve found a straw dog in your front yard you scared him away and he just got hit by a car
Cat
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Other names
Giant rodent/cootie boo/jerk/work/a waste of money/your own death because this thing ripped your arm off/shithead
Types of dogs
Hairy chunky dog
This thing sheds so much that you live in a giant bush of hair
The fat dog
This thing is a beast if it sees a singular crum it will have a mental breakdown and lick the whole floor just to eat the crum now your dinner room is very sticks and slippery
The skinny bitch
This thing is a legit straw this wimp never eats he or she is scared of food let me geuss he died the first day you got him
The little liver
That thing is dead
Shit eater this dog gobbles up shit like he is Joey Chestnut eating hotdogs he mistaken chocolate as shit and he is dead now
Little turd
This thing is smaller than your penis
Big turd
He needs a room instead of a cage because he is a fat turd
Fancy ho
This thing is all “give me a fork and a knife” even know they are just eating fries
Straw bitch
You’ve found a straw dog in your front yard you scared him away and he just got hit by a car
Cat
?
Other names
Giant rodent/cootie boo/jerk/work/a waste of money/your own death because this thing ripped your arm off/shithead
by I have cool last name B) April 21, 2022
Get the Dog mug.When you are actual trash at a video game and your friend need to insult you.
You are actually horrible at this game.
You are actually horrible at this game.
Brad: Bro you are actually dog water just uninstall this game
You: Bro chill it was one bad play
Brad: YOUVE SAID THAT FOR FIVE GAMES
You: Bro chill it was one bad play
Brad: YOUVE SAID THAT FOR FIVE GAMES
by advil.absence January 19, 2021
Get the Dog Water mug.The virgin Hot dog is when you're gonna have a nice fuckaro with your titty equiped, virgin friend, first you get her naked on the bed. Hopefully you have a long and firm shit ready to deploy.
You take a shit right between her boobs, and you go straight to the banging. Since she's a virgin there will be blood, be sure to save the blood, 'cause you're gonna need it!
When you know you're gonna splooch, pull out and deploy your soldiers on the warm shit on her chest, that's the mustard. Now you get the blood, and spread it like ketchup.
Now you got a warm, sweet and sour, virgin hot dog you can serve anyone you like.
You take a shit right between her boobs, and you go straight to the banging. Since she's a virgin there will be blood, be sure to save the blood, 'cause you're gonna need it!
When you know you're gonna splooch, pull out and deploy your soldiers on the warm shit on her chest, that's the mustard. Now you get the blood, and spread it like ketchup.
Now you got a warm, sweet and sour, virgin hot dog you can serve anyone you like.
I did The virgin Hot dog with my girlfriend the other day, I think her mom enjoyed it i little too much
by NastyLover May 13, 2020
Get the The virgin Hot dog mug.Marcus- Yeo bro, I learned a new off -stage combo with scythe.
Joey- Oh word bro? lemme see that right quick
*plays a set of best of 3 in brawlhalla*
Joey- YO MY MANS YOU ARE ACTUAL DOG WATER YOU SUCK BRO GO SKYDIVE WITH OUT A PARACHUTE MY MANS YOU'RE ACTUAL DOG WATER LITERALLY
Marcus- *Leaves current area he's in*
Joey- Oh word bro? lemme see that right quick
*plays a set of best of 3 in brawlhalla*
Joey- YO MY MANS YOU ARE ACTUAL DOG WATER YOU SUCK BRO GO SKYDIVE WITH OUT A PARACHUTE MY MANS YOU'RE ACTUAL DOG WATER LITERALLY
Marcus- *Leaves current area he's in*
by nahfrthoughems69 April 3, 2021
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