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Shit Ass Music

Any music that is terrible and over advertised, or made by people who have the appearance of a fat male who hasn't taken a shower in a week or changed clothes. It can also be made by somebody who listens to awful music like Hoobastank.
"Hey man, did you hear that new album?"
"Yeah it was pretty awful. Better than Andrews Shit Ass Music though"
by A Giacco December 5, 2009
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Shit Cat

Shit Cat, an unlikely combiation of two words, often blurted out by Toman.
Shit cat is usually said in German (See example)
Toman: ICH BIN SCHEIßE KATZE!!
(I am Shit Cat)
by Razerboy June 3, 2004
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up shit creek

To say that someone is up shit creek is to imply that he or she or it is in real jam.
I didn't study for my final exam; I'm up shit creek.
by Cranberry Bob January 12, 2020
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shit-tested

When you take an over-the-counter COVID-19 test often purchased at stores like Walgreen’s, CVS or Target.
Dan shit-tested positive but then tested negative with the PCR test.
by chiguy09 July 30, 2021
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Gone to rat shit

This expression originated with the British Royal Navy from the time of the wooden sailing ships. Storage of food aboard these vessels was quite primitive and foodstuffs were subject to attack by the numerous rats living on them. Frequently food, or other stores, would be destroyed by rats or so contaminated by them as to be totally unusable, the crew would then say that whatever had been destroyed had 'gone to rat shit'.

The expression became common in the Royal Dockyards where its use expanded to mean anything that had become broken or unusable whatever the cause. The use of the expression further expanded to mean someone who had changed from being a pleasant person to an unpleasant, grouchy bastard, or someone whose health was beginning to fail.
Malcolm's made another major fuck-up with the website, it's all gone to rat shit.
Yeah, when Sally told him about it, he screamed at her like it was her fault! He never was very nice, but now he's really gone to rat shit.
Malcolm's gone to see his doctor again, he really has gone to rat shit.
by Croatalin December 20, 2013
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shitting like a goose

The state of having extreme diarrhea. The art of peeing out of your asshole.
Boss: "Are you coming into work today, Bud?"
Joey: "I'm not going to make it today, Boss. I got ahold of some bad street tacos last night and I'm shitting like a goose this morning."
by #1SMTX October 3, 2015
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Shit Ton

n. 1.A large shit multiplied by about 7000 put into the metric system. 2. A single persons weight in beer. 3. A water tower full of pond water mixed with the shit of 100 bass and 800 gorillas. 4. ALOT DUDE (A shit ton is more outside the body than in the body)
by weebstah January 18, 2009
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