Adair you to keep a straight face

What you jokingly say to someone as you're turning off da Iowa interstate to show him da famous sunshine-yellow water-tower wif da smileyfaces painted on it.

Tour bus driver, smilingly speaking to his passengers over the PA system as he's pulling off I-80 at Exit 76: Okay, Folks --- here we are at "the happiest town on Earth" --- Adair you to keep a straight face when you see their water-tower!

by QuacksO June 13, 2019

face grease

the act of face yerping

on dawgs I face greased ur yin

by Eyohas Da Boss October 04, 2023

Juice Face

The name for a girl whose face is caked in makeup, which looks like she is orange (or any unnatural juice color).

"Wow! Look at her! She is a juice face!"

by Kaade May 07, 2019

National Cum on your homie’s face day

National cum on your homie’s face day is a day when you can bust a load on your homies face without it being gay.

“Hey bro it’s national cum on your homie’s face day”

“Word, come over and cum on my face”

by homiefucker December 12, 2023

be (or get) in someone's face

to behave in a confrontational or annoyingly direct or persistent manner toward someone

I hate to be (or get) in someone's face, but you have a drinking problem

by GreenApple25 December 14, 2018

To The Face

1. Consuming something in it's entirety to ones self.

Brandi, smoked a blunt to the face.

by @faithfullyfaded January 07, 2023

face beard

When you are sucking a dude's dick and his hairy balls rest on your chin...face beard

"yo...I was sucking this guys dick last night and his hairy balls sat on on my chin for like 5mins...and the whole time I felt like I had a face beard"

by Miz Michael February 04, 2018