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Michael Phelps face

A person with a menacing snarl where other people can't tell if the person is angry about something or is just intensely focused on something in their life. Also known as Phelps' face. The inspiration is Michael Phelps grimace before swimming in the 2016 Olympics. Michael Phelps, Phelps, 2016 Olympics, swimming, USA Olympic Swim Team, gold medal swimming
I was in the locker room changing and said hi to the guy sitting across from me and he looked up and gave me a Michael Phelps face and then resumed getting dressed. I wonder what stick was up his butt.
by joecoolthefool September 3, 2016
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face mask

An evil torture device thats worn on a person to make them look awful, and long exposure to wearing the unholy device will lead to increased anxiety and will lower the wearer's IQ, and will also infect their brains into adaption of the mask which will infect its host to become the host to soon spread more hosts to infect more victims.
Burn your face masks, and stay away from them.

Save yourself from the face masks!
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A face

Your "A face" is your awkward face. The face you show to the world when you are feeling distressed, embarassed, uncertain or inept.

By giving your awkwardness a cute name, you are then able to focus on the humor of the situation, cleverly distracting those around you from your discomfort.

Similar to it's better known cousin, the "O face", but instead of appearing orgasmic and utterly fulfilled, you will simply look uncomfortable and self-conscious.
Amanda and Amy were having a fantastic time at the 21st Annual "I'm Coming Out As A Homosexual" festival when all of a sudden, they saw their husbands at the funnel cake stand.

Amy- "Uh, does this mean what I think it does?"
Amanda- "Wow, I hope everybody brought their A face!"
by oneforyou January 22, 2011
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Face Hugger

When you put your dick in a persons mouth and wrap your arms and legs around their head
Yo man, I just did a Face Hugger to Samantha.”
“Isn’t she in a relationship?”
“Yea...”
by Wart hunter November 1, 2020
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No Face No Case

A new way to create adult content online while protecting your identity popularized by Mya Savage also known as IAMTHEDARKHORSE.

“You gotta sell p***y at p***y value, not at face value. Attach your face to something more valuable than porn.” - Mya Savage The Dark Horse

This method helps sex workers command respect and offer them the possibility to expand their character outside of the adult entertainment industry.

“Sex isn’t for a general public, operate your adult brand as such. Create a different brand for a general public.”
“Hey babe, wanna shoot content no face no case style?”
by Fantom Da Bully June 13, 2024
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Butter face

Buh•ter•fās

When everything look good,
but-her-face.
She has a butter face. Smh -_-
by Potato_lover0148 November 26, 2016
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Shut Face

When you are around an adult and cannot say the wordsshut the fuck up” but also believe “shut up” is too mainstream.
Imbecile: “Umm, actually, vaccines cause Autism-“

Person With Half A Brain: “Shut face, dumbass.”
by Pyro_SOURCE August 17, 2021
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