one-hit wonder

The date that you tag once, find out how awful s/he is and don't go back for seconds.

by Anonymous September 28, 2003

first junction wonder

the act of starting a non-competitive cycling event from the first junction after the race has started in order to avoid the sometimes extortionate entry fees

That bai just pulled a first junction wonder, what a scumbag!
Lets frown and be resentful in his general direction

by dsm83 June 20, 2011

Put The Waders On

Act of pulling through in a very tough situation.

I got triple teamed in Modern Warfare 3, but i put the waders on and killed them all.

by hcbasketball15 November 18, 2011

Single Wipe Wonder

When you take a crap and it comes out so perfect, you only need to gather one wad of TP to wipe yourself clean.

Man, after that Mexican food yesterday, I had the best crap. It was a single wipe wonder!!

by GCSRT8 December 15, 2011

one square wonder

A miraculous event where only 1 square of toilet paper is required.

I just totally took a 3 hour dump and supringly, it was a one square wonder.

by lambdaradiation March 3, 2014

One Shit Wonder

The act of someone taking such a massive shit that they don't feel the urge to go within another week. Usually, after someone pulls a one shit wonder, they feel very light-headed. It is also very common to occur during the nighttime.

"Why haven't you been going to the bathroom lately, son?"

"Last Tuesday I had a One Shit Wonder."

"Oh, I thought that was your father poopsterbating"

by Droidxl May 11, 2014

Two handed wonder

When your masturbate and pet your dog at the same time.

Did you hear about Tom, he is a two handed wonder.

by TwoHandedWonder October 9, 2016