new phone who dis?

1. A common response when getting a text from an unknown number. Can be used even if your phone isn't new.
2. Using the above tactic to belittle someone you do, in fact, know.
3. A title of a diss track from an episode of You're The Worst.

"hey i'm in town tonight! let's hit the clubs"
"new phone who dis?"

"i'm pregnant"
"uhhhh...new phone who dis?"

"Did you see last night's You're The Worst? My favorite part was when Sam rapped 'new phone who is.'"
"Such a great scene. We've all been there amirite?"

by suddenvalley November 16, 2015

who shit in your cereal

something u say to someone when their in a bad mood. Kinda like saying did u wake up on the wrong side of the bed.

Gzz man, who shit in your cereal?

by bigrich September 20, 2003

Knights Who Say Ni

a group of amazing knights who protect, defend, and say all that is Ni. As seen in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail".

"We are the knights who say Ni!"

by DonJose January 28, 2009

who loves ya baby

First popularized by Kojak, the 1970s TV character, this expression is now a signature line of Christoph's. The correct answer ("You do!") is implied; thus no response is necessary. The expression can be used in a variety of situations. A few common usages include: a response to a complement, a greeting, an affirmation, an expression of excitement. Be careful if you say it to your girlfriend/mistress because she might get the wrong idea.

Girl: Damn, that is a nice jacket. You look hot in it.
Christoph: Who loves ya baby!
Girl: Wow, you have an amazing six pack.
Christoph: Who loves ya baby!
Girl: You always leave me smiling and satisfied.
Christoph: Who loves ya baby!
Guy: Ready to drink some fraternity sodas tonight?
Christoph: Who loves ya baby!

by Count Christoph von Stoph-Stopherson September 24, 2007

New phone, who dis?

When a person asks you a question you don't want to answer you say "new phone, who dis" to avoid answering. From vine Wellington Boyce.

Side chick: babe

You: Wuts up ?
Side chick: I love you;)
You: new phone, who dis?
Side chick: what!?
You: NEW PHONE, WHO DIS!? NEW PHONE, WHO DIS!?

by jutn July 07, 2015

Die-Hard Who Dat

A Die-Hard Who Dat is someone that shows extreme, absolute or complete loyalty for the New Orleans Saints even when they are playing like they did back in the 80's. A Die-Hard Who Dat could also be someone who is a member of The Big Easy Mafia fan club, where "Once You're In..... You're In For Life"

The Superdome is filled with Die-Hard Who Dats. They are the only ones who would show up with them playing like this.

by NOLAmayor October 13, 2015

He who smelt it dealt it

Usually said by a boy in a group of boys after one points out the smell of a fart. This is used to accused said one who smelled the fart of farting it.
Also, this is usually said by the one who really dealt it.

*Person 1 smells a fart*
Person 1: "That smell!... who was it?"
Person 2: "He who smelt it dealt it."

//it was person 2 who dealt it

by abagadol June 22, 2014