Christoph Schneider
Christoph Schneider by Christoph_doom_schneider_ November 9, 2019
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Christopher's Law
The exact opposite of Gall's Law; deriving simpler systems from the instant establishment of a complex one, essentially taking more time to form.
Dude 1: Yo how's your game dev project going?
Dude 2: I don't know man... I can't get the standard z-buffered polygon rasterizer to work.
Dude 1: Yo, that's totally Christopher's Law!
Dude 2: I don't know man... I can't get the standard z-buffered polygon rasterizer to work.
Dude 1: Yo, that's totally Christopher's Law!
Christopher's Law by Harvek July 29, 2023
Christopher S
A gentleman, who has brown eyes and dark black hair, tan skin and the cutest smile, he has the personality of a fucking parasite but he’s amazing. You may see him skating (failing to do a kick flip) being socially awkward, or with his amazing gf. Christopher likes America 🦅🇺🇸 but is Australian .. ( American at heart ) likes $uicideboy$ and zillakami. He is a nerd at heart who enjoys being on google earth, and talking abt geography.
Girl 1 - who is that!!
girl 2 - that’s Christopher S he’s always wearing black !!
Girl 3 - he’s wearing an I ❤️ my gf shirt today 😱
Girl 1 - aw :(
girl 2 - that’s Christopher S he’s always wearing black !!
Girl 3 - he’s wearing an I ❤️ my gf shirt today 😱
Girl 1 - aw :(
Christopher S by Soggy balls November 13, 2023
St. Christopher's Necklace
Similar to a pearl necklace but given to you as a child by your dad or uncle.
You were thrilled at the attention it brought you but you feel shame, just like Catholicism taught you.
You were thrilled at the attention it brought you but you feel shame, just like Catholicism taught you.
Everytime he unhooked the chain, he remembered clearly, the smells of his drunken father's breath as he gave him his first St. Christopher's Necklace
St. Christopher's Necklace by Gabe Dertz May 19, 2021
Christoph "Doom" Schneider
Christoph "Doom" Schneider by sssSomebody March 8, 2018
Christopher Shaw
A animated character who the episode interactive community all swoon for. Christopher shaw was created by the holy lord of episode... aka Violet. Christopher is a gorgeous masterpiece made up of olive skin, defined triangle face carved from the gods above, sexy short cropped black hair, straight bold eyebrows, cute button nose, delicious unveven lips that you want to kiss, and lastly, green roung piercing eyes that oddly only ever look good on christopher and no other episode character. In conclusion, it is best to say that christopher shaw rules out every episode character ever made by the episode community. Thanks to violet, we have this lovely specimen to look forward too.
Girl 1: Hey, have you read the new episode of the shaw brothers?
Girl 2: Yes, I did. I enjoyed the lovely view of Christopher shaw.
Girl 2: Yes, I did. I enjoyed the lovely view of Christopher shaw.
Christopher Shaw by christopher lover 101 July 8, 2019
Christopher Shaw
A fictional character from an episode story called The Shaw Brothers whom teenagers believe to be their pixel boyfriend . Christopher has shiny black short-cropped black hair and light green eyes to contrast them. He seems to be an asshole, but when it comes to April Montgomery, he's a cinnamon roll
Summer: how did you manage to fall in love with that scum bag, Christopher?
April: He’s Christopher Shaw! How can I not?
April: He’s Christopher Shaw! How can I not?
Christopher Shaw by Landon Wilder March 27, 2020