by Dat Hero November 17, 2016
Get the Gnome on training wheelsmug. Your average Politically Correct wannabe biker who has no real knowledge of traffic rules and needs to compensate for his lack of self esteem with dangerous riding and living in his egotistical bubble.
Under normal conditions, the classic 2 wheel karen is armed with at least 2 gopros to capture every road rage he is about to "encounter"(aka create due to lack of self-awareness and/or sexual activity) and is ready to take action and send it to Road Rage Youtube channels.
The equipment mostly consists of a 500+CC disgustingly modded bike, almost no protective gear and the "imma bike racer" mentality.
Adding to this, the 2 wheel karen has constant need of breaking the law by speeding everywhere, breaking mirrors then accelerating like a wuss, doing burnouts everywhere, abusing his bike by endlessly bouncing the limiter, trying to be right in every road situation, treating the "loud pipes save lives" mantra very seriously etc.
Under normal conditions, the classic 2 wheel karen is armed with at least 2 gopros to capture every road rage he is about to "encounter"(aka create due to lack of self-awareness and/or sexual activity) and is ready to take action and send it to Road Rage Youtube channels.
The equipment mostly consists of a 500+CC disgustingly modded bike, almost no protective gear and the "imma bike racer" mentality.
Adding to this, the 2 wheel karen has constant need of breaking the law by speeding everywhere, breaking mirrors then accelerating like a wuss, doing burnouts everywhere, abusing his bike by endlessly bouncing the limiter, trying to be right in every road situation, treating the "loud pipes save lives" mantra very seriously etc.
Kile : Have you seen the clip with the biker who threaten to sue the lady in the SUV, even though she apologized ?
Andrew : Yeah, what a complete 2 wheel karen he is..
Andrew : Yeah, what a complete 2 wheel karen he is..
by xenOER July 25, 2021
Get the 2 wheel karenmug. The cardio of choice of pigeon simps. They're on it all day, every day, wasting their time, money and lives for mediocre pussy they usually never get. No wonder they're so skinny.
I was on the hamster wheel of pussy till I let a tranny suck me off and learned we're all a little bi and now I like to fuck women who beg for my dick when it's not dominating some big muscled submissive dudes like Buck Angel.
by The Original Donald Trump May 8, 2023
Get the Hamster Wheel Of Pussymug. by David "Can Do" Kennedy July 11, 2006
Get the Jesus take the wheelmug. Somehow or another someone's being annoying with a car. It really doesn't matter why, because deep down they are so in love with their box on wheels that you can employ their ego to assert their downfall.
It can be rather satisfying to enjoy this as a driver, however it can be significantly more satisfying as a passenger. For best results, look terrified!
It can be rather satisfying to enjoy this as a driver, however it can be significantly more satisfying as a passenger. For best results, look terrified!
They: driving/acting like a chump
You: shout 'Your wheels are turning!', whilst pointing at one of their wheels
They: panic & pull over
You: 'Heh heh heh...' FTW'
Your driver/passenger(s): 'you rock'!
You: shout 'Your wheels are turning!', whilst pointing at one of their wheels
They: panic & pull over
You: 'Heh heh heh...' FTW'
Your driver/passenger(s): 'you rock'!
by little-miss can't do wrong September 10, 2011
Get the Your wheels are turning!mug. A word often used when cut off in traffic or shocked into a state where once would usually say "oh shit". Also a contradiction in terms.
by Crimson September 14, 2004
Get the Holy Hell on Wheelsmug. The Family Friendly version of the O SHIT GRIP, HOLY SHIT GRIP, O SHIT HANDLE. During certain driving conditions involving specific drivers, both Drivers and Passengers may pray and hope that "Jesus Take the Wheel". They are also custom handle wraps available for any vehicle.
"Dude, there's no way that we're going to make that jump!" "Jesus Take the Wheel and show us the way"
by BEST GRIPS. EVER. July 29, 2019
Get the Jesus Take the Wheelmug.