Wagon wheel

Forming a circle, touching penises Tito to tip in order to form a Faraday cage for protection in the water during lightning events
Oh shit, I see lightning! Everyone wagon wheel formation stat!
by Dutch33 July 15, 2022
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Wagon Wheel

A decrepit soul with a limp so pronounced that they almost appear to sway back and forth like an old wooden wagon wheel.
Hey Joe, check out Wagon Wheel limping around again.
by Trudat75 November 22, 2019
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Wagon Wheel

Name given to a person who walks with crooked legs or a pronounced limp...usually due to a debilitating disease or injury.
Everyone laughed as Wagon Wheel hobbled down the hall at work...
by Trudat75 March 23, 2017
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Riding The Singularity Wagon

My way of saying, "I'm Single". That's all.

Inspired by the teetotaling phrase "Riding the Water Wagon".

If you're riding this wagon, you're all alone.
"How come Jesse has a girl, but I'm stuck riding the singularity wagon? What the actual f*ck?"
by PlanetOceanReturns June 08, 2023
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Smokin’ Hot Meat Wagon

A penis that is 100% filling some sort of a hole tonight, most likely a woman’s.
Darren: Dude Trixette flies into the city tonight for the weekend, you know what that means...?

Spence : Locate that Smokin’ Hot Meat Wagon homie, someone is getting put to bed wet tonight!
by Orkawhale March 07, 2018
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bubble wagon

A person who farts a lot at once while doing an activity
Ew tommy just farted, he is such a bubble wagon!
by Scarlett May December 05, 2017
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