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Fort Valley State University 

Fort Valley State University is one of the FLYEST HBCU’s in the United States! Fort Valley State University’s motto is to “EMPOWER the POSSIBLE.”

FVSU was founded on November 6, 1895 by 18 men who believed every human being is entitled to limitless learning.
Fort Valley State University is the NUMBER 1 PUBLIC HBCU IN GEORGIA.
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Green Valley Monster 

this is someone who spends his life on discord and has for a very long time already, a Green Valley Monster is someone who pretends to be more autistic than they already are to gain sympathy from unsuspecting minors so it’s easier to groom them.

Green Valley Monsters usually tend to get swatted virtually every day, and have no sympathy to offer for when it happens to other people despite freaking out every time it happens to them :/

they hate their life and are unable to form normal, comprehensive sentences due to their disability and exaggeration of it.

once someone has been turned into a Green Valley Monster, they start to morph into what looks like a mole rat. this transformation can last for 20+ years, but know that it is a painful and extremely distressing period of time for the sufferer

if you relate to any of this, seek help because YOU 🫵 may be a Green Valley Monster
“i wouldn’t want to be a Green Valley Monster

Silicon Valley sober

I only fuck with psychedelics and the Doja.
Wanna go do a line?

Fuck no, I’m Silicon Valley sober.

Great Valley High School 

Great Valley High School is a pretentious-ass school that prides themselves on "being one of the top schools of PA" but lacks the civility of aiming poop into the toilet (i’m looking at you sink-shitter).
“Hey, did you hear about that fruity rich kid at Great Valley High School?"

"Yeah, you mean all of them?"

Merrimack valley middle school 

A place where special people turn into in breading cowboys/girls. They have no self respect they just act like nothing ever happened and there parents are not cousins
Girl:hey u no those mvms kids are all related
Girl 2:really!?! That weird

Girl: that's just Merrimack valley middle school I guess

Stardew Valley 

The best game in the world. It has cats, mystery, and emo boys that you can fuck. Why would you not play it? Honestly, I really cannot comprehend life without Stardew Valley. Oh, and you get to destroy the economy with picked yams. It's quite honestly hilarious how easy it is to become a multimillionare.
COOLPERSONA: "Have you ever played Stardew Valley? I've heard it was fun!"
COOLPERSONB: "I can't put it down! Stardew Valley is a farming sim in which you can marry a hot person and own a farm!"

Buffalo Valley Drunkard 

An Urban Legend of a man who roams around walking trails in Buffalo Valley, PA consuming high quantities of alcohol and leaving cans in the grass. Locals claim to have seen him resting at various benches along the trails.
Omg, I think that man up ahead is the Buffalo Valley Drunkard!