Backwards Unicorn

When a person (usually a girl) straps a dildo on his/her head and inserts it into a guys anus.

Man I love strapping a dildo on my head and inserting it into a guys anus! I love the Backwards Unicorn!

by Clayton Mcquinn August 2, 2016

unicorn friend

A YouTuber that you love but they have no idea you exist but YOU love them so much you feel like you are friends

He's my unicorn friend

by The Tjh August 13, 2016

Counting Unicorns Near Topeka

A variation of CU Next Tuesday aka CUNT.

"Hey Cari, you Counting Unicorns Near Topeka?"

by Uwe11 January 11, 2009

Serpentine Unicorn

A lizard like being, with large red lizard-like eyes. The Serpentine Unicorn has the general body of a regular horse, except instead of fur, it is covered with hardened red scales. Three horns can be found on the Serpentine Unicorn. One on the head, and two on the tail, to be used as a main weapon. The tail of a Serpentine Unicorn is longer and thicker than the tail of a regular Unicorn.

In earlier periods of Human History, the Serpentine Unicorn was classified as a dinosaur. Now we know better, and the Serpentine Unicorn is officially classified as a member of the Unicorn species.

The Serpentine Unicorn is a much darker being than it's mammalian counterpart. The forked tongue and glowing eyes offer no evolutionary benefit, but instead make the being more intimidating to those capable of differenciating between good and evil. The Serpentine Unicorn can and will hurt you, and your loved ones using a special kind of photographic memory, in which it steals your photo album and tracks down everyone in it.

The Serpentine Unicorn gracefully slaughtered a tribe of elves, and set fire to the home of a peaceful dwarf family.

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George: "Did you see that Unicorn?"

Bill: "I believe it was a Serpentine Unicorn."

George: "Why?"

Bill: "Because my left arm and leg are now missing."

by K-Sizzle. December 6, 2009

The Sad Unicorn

A used condom is put on someones forehead so they look like a sad unicorn.

It was awesome, I totally gave her the sad unicorn last night. She didnt know how to react.

by zebragirl420 February 17, 2010

one-eyed unicorn

(n.) The rear-view of a cat's butt with it's tail up.

Every morning when I wake up, my cat jumps on my chest, turns around and shows me her one-eyed unicorn.

by lepetithibou October 4, 2010

Unicorn

A Unicorn can refer to a man or a woman and is often used to describe the perfect catch or perfect partner. A Unicorn is a mythical creature, someone amazing who is hard to catch or simply a very rare find. The term is often describing someone who is remarkably attractive (above a 7.9), but not at all batshit crazy, amazing at sex, and has a great personality. This definition is used more often to describe this scenario than in reference to LGBT themes. Gay or straight however you can be a Unicorn because you're beautiful, amazing, fuck like a god/goddess, not crazy as fuck, awesome to be around and even going somewhere with your life. Hot but down to earth? You may be a Unicorn. People will try to catch the Unicorn as if hoping to bring this magical energy in their life but the Unicorn knows only to reveal themselves to the worthy. This makes the encounter all the more magical because it's not a trick of the light it's a mystical mythical magical babe that makes you feel so lucky because you never thought you could find someone amazing as them. Careful, these folks can make the hard of heart easily fall in love.

What made you stop messing around with multiple ladies at once?

Man: Because I met a Unicorn. Her name is Lindsay.

Did you meet a Unicorn at the Gay bar tonight?

Cool gay guy: Yes I did, but it's not because they are gay, but because they are amazing.

What level of hotness and personality do you go for Sarah?

Sarah: Unicorn level.

Amy who is your favorite mythical creature?

Amy: John is.

You're girlfriend is crazy amazing!

Girl: I found out she's actually a Unicorn.

by LunaPhase January 8, 2017