Gargle Twat

A whore with meth mouth that's been awake for 6 days and hasn't washed her pussy so she had to make her pussy gargle Listerine to remove the smell of all the cum she accumulated in those 6 days
Bridgette had to make her pussy gargle Twat because all the loads of cum she took this week. Not 1 dude pulled out!
by MyDefinitionsBeTROLLIN November 29, 2022
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Chub twat

I was hittin that chub twat all night long

That choir boy is a real chub twat
by Chub twatter October 18, 2018
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Twat wafflery

The act of being an asshole or twat waffle.
John says...That’s some twat wafflery going on over there.
by Pink Cherries March 15, 2021
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fuckle twat

Noun.

A person who is just fucking up at life to the extreme.
Extreme fail at life.
Mary forgot to add sugar to the cookie dough recipe, what a fuckle twat.
by Theechinita April 17, 2014
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Twat Nugget

A clump of dried bodily fluids or fecal material that is stuck to a woman's bush. It's like a dingleberry but in the front.
Derek is a twat nugget!
You eat your mom's twat nuggets for breakfast.
by The RuKuS January 13, 2020
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honky twat

An adjective describing a woman usually older than 40 that hangs out at country bars/country music after parties looking for someone to have sex with.
Usually outdated with the times and appearing desperate and unkept.
Did you see Darlene? She bounced on my cousins cock and balls for three hours... after that Billy Ray Cyrus song got her all hot and bothered, what a Honky Twat!!!
by Fritterwagon42 March 18, 2018
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Twat Plates

(noun, plural, Brit.) Personalised registration plates on a motor vehicle that suggest to everyone but the owner that the vehicle's occupants are twats, chumps, or under-endowed fuckwits with all the charm and sex appeal of a road accident.
Examples of 'twat plates':

A55 HO7E
N0 P3N15
5AGGY VA91NA
by Just_Tom September 11, 2010
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