Captain Hook

First start with her dog-style with you behind. Next you need to extend your index, ring and pinkie. The third step you need to line up and ram the index finger in the butt and the two other fingers in the vag. Make sure you have the index finger on your free hand curled to resemble a fish hook. When you ram it in, you'll 'shock' her and make her look back. This is when you want to use that 'fish hook.' Slide that finger in her mouth and pull back like you got a Marlin.

When I was attacking Catory from behind she yelled harder...so I pulled out and gave Tinker Bell the old Captain Hook!

by Kevin Todd Ruthven May 4, 2005

Captain Gayfart

A DJ at a filthy night club that resembles a monkey with a prawn smelling ding dong.

Captain Gayfart AKA DJ prawn dick

by Strawberry shortcake September 2, 2014

Captain Tom

When you can’t quite push out the Alabama hot pocket to your girl like an old man who fits knighted for walking

I tired to Alabama the Mrs last night but captain Tom got in the mix

by Windsor Disgruntled May 27, 2020

Captain Face

a facial structure resembling that of a police officer. It is used to identify an off duty police officer by civilians in locations where alcoholic beverages are served. Captain Face is typically identified with a squared face, long jaw bone, and many times having a butt chin.

Jerry: "Yo dude, check that guy on the other side of the bar.. he definitely has a Captain Face"
Jim: "Yeah, Captain Face for sure.. be careful."

by 4 Lokos December 3, 2010

Captain Price

One of the 7 world wonders.

"Yo ma boi who Captain Price Again?"

*shows picture of Cap next to the piramid of Gizeh*

"Aaah"

by Notmyrealnameoridfk November 19, 2017

Sky Captain

Somebody who sits on a boat and lets the Captain know how the sky's looking and if there is any danger in his immediate vicinity. he also helps with the anchor and keeping the captain hydrated. He does everything like a beast.

Captain the sky is blue, but to the east we have some storm clouds forming and it looks like rain, better head in.

Hey i'll just get the Sky Captain to pull the anchor in i'm way too tired.

Sky Captain am I clear to turn around and punch it?

by ldoglover24 September 22, 2011

captain jelk

The act of tightly squeezing ones semi flaccid anaconda by the base, whilst squeezing the blood to the head of the cockaroo. While performing this act, the performer must have one foot planted firmly on the floor, while the other raised atop a whiskey barrel, with the knew at a ninety degree angle, positioning the knee cap at approximate taint level.

I'm sorry I was late, I was very busy doing a captain jelk

by Gahat May 6, 2016