A woman that is sworn to protect and serve the community she lives in. Most usually are very beautiful and a lot of them like Cubs or another Officer. She makes arrests drives all over the jurisdiction and writes tickets to those that run redlights or speeds exessively. When they Are at home they do what people do in spare time watch TV feed their cats or dogs Mow the lawn talk to one of their neighbors cook. Most can be very nice but some are rude.
"A Brunette Female Cop is in a relationship with a male employee who works at the Local Hardware store."
by Will700 December 21, 2023

A self-appointed internet detective who treats every subreddit or comment thread like a crime scene. Usually spends their time “investigating” gang activity, rap beefs, or conspiracy theories using Google MyMaps, Genius lyrics, and decade-old articles. Loves saying “source?” and “this set isn’t real” while never having left their bedroom.
“Only a Reddit Cop would think a YouTube video from 2014 makes a fake gang like WSDMGC73 ‘active’—mind you, these clowns weren’t even in the video!” — LA local
by RealTalkOnlyFool October 11, 2025

A glazer is a mf who bootlicks or tries to have a casual conversation with a police officer during a scene. People so attention-hungry that they suck up to the officer and act like their friend.
ex.) An officer is performing an arrest on a criminal and random npcs that are spectating try to interact/distract with the officer.
ex.) An officer is performing an arrest on a criminal and random npcs that are spectating try to interact/distract with the officer.
Officer: "Ma'am, please step back."
Cop Glazer(Some guy): "Officer y'know, the crazy thing is that I'm from Minnesota and things like this happen all the time. Surprised that you guys have to put up with this in Utah too. Golly. I'm sorry you have to deal with this kind of thing. Y'know, my son called and told me what was happening and I just couldn't believe what I was hearing."
Cop Glazer(Some guy): "Officer y'know, the crazy thing is that I'm from Minnesota and things like this happen all the time. Surprised that you guys have to put up with this in Utah too. Golly. I'm sorry you have to deal with this kind of thing. Y'know, my son called and told me what was happening and I just couldn't believe what I was hearing."
by sheepersleepers April 10, 2023

by Velcro April 23, 2021

Someone you can get high with like if u smoke meth or heroin but u don't wanna do it alone because doing it alone feels scummy plus it's good to have someone there to hold u back if u go crazy so u both get high together and are copping buddies
by MethKitty February 5, 2014

A fake police officer (usually located in Florida) who purchases deceptive items from Amazon in order to fulfill a deeply rooted psychiatric desire for a false sense of superiority & control.
Amazon Cop: A suspect was detained for having red and blue flashing lights in his vehicle, while wearing a "Police issued" Police Halloween costume.
by Shellbacks Club🐢 April 13, 2023

Hym "Sit on my face please? Ma'am- Er, uh- Officer? Can I request my last meal early? No? I'll confess immediately if you let me hit it from the back? You got me! I was conspiring to murder that pussy, baby! I'M GONNA SHOOT!!! My load in you...? What DO you say when the cops come calling? I mean, you know what they say: The cops can't come calling if you're coming in a cop! Uum... Do I fill out the paperwork BEFORE or AFTER I fill you... Out? Up? I donno... But yeah, one of those ☝️
by Hym Iam March 1, 2025
