turtle up

to curl up face down, in fetal-like position in self defense

This guy got knocked down in front of me and started to turtle up (face down covering his body and head with his hands).

by Ninja Turtle Nell July 22, 2010

grouchy turtle

Name given to a fully erect penis which shrinks to almost nothing after a particularly sickening or hurtful event during lovemaking.

So, I was banging away, when my dick came out on the downstroke and hit her pudenda on the upstroke. The grouchy turtle would not let me get any more that night.

-OR-

She queefed while I was eatin' her. My proud peacock became a grouchy turtle after that mess.

by Larry_the_K October 28, 2006

Awkward Turtle

Well known saying for when you make an idiot of yourself. Sadly the hand gesture you make for this Awkward Turtle, is actually the american sign language sign for 'platypus'

"That's not a awkward turtle you moron, that's a platypus"
"shit."

by SUPER DUPER WRONG January 26, 2010

Sneaky Turtle

The act of surprising one's partner by taking a shit while on the receiving end of a rim job.

Fink was shocked when Termika slipped him the sneaky turtle.

by donutpuncher22 January 5, 2009

Rusty Turtle

When a girl is taking a shit you eat her out. Reverse of a Blumpkin.

girl is taking a shit you walk in the bathroom and ask her for a rusty turtle and then proceed with the necassary steps

by Rusty Turtle March 10, 2010

Turtledove

A woman who is a thief. She will get a job as a maid stay for one days work and steal as much as she can before she leaves and moves on to her next victim.

She is not only a thief but a turtledove.

by Jessica elaine June 12, 2018

turtle head

the little hard piece of shit at the very tip of ones butt hole

damn, i can't walk, i have a turtle head

by reyrey October 29, 2003