the cop store

The police station, Jail

I'd speed but I don't want to get arrested and taken to the cop store

by iamsassyfrassy January 30, 2018

Cop the cow

A stupider way of saying stop the cap

"Dude did he just say cop the cow?!?"
"Yes he did xD"

by person342093 January 6, 2021

Superduper cop

A person that will harass their neighbors age 52 for stealing a bicycle at age 5.

This superduper cop called the FBI because she thought Her mother, father, brother and aunt were Thinking of criminal activity. Just thinking of a thought.

by Dredfulluc April 18, 2021

cop dusting

the act of falsely adding police locations to driving apps to slow drivers down

When I hear people speeding down my street I start cop dusting to slow them down.

by anonymous August 29, 2021

Cop On

Irish term for common sense, the ability to recognise something and do it because you should just know how and when to

Person 1: What am I supposed to do again

Person 2: For Christs sake, would ya have a bit of cop on

by RandomIrishFella May 23, 2023

Cop schmopped

When the boys lie, LIE out their butts to get some young boy to squeal like a little runt piglet.

*Although sometimes no oinking involved...

When police make false claims about someone to get a reaction from the boy that benefits their quest to get the squeal.....

When police do wild and crazy shit to get the desired information from the target......

Tommy, was never no rat. Tommy would die before he was a rat.

Until , ...during interrogation, cops told Tommy that his friend Billy confessed to the maulings of his six of his beloved kittens.....................(audience shook /shocked)
—Billy No kill no kittens.
(Even more shock)
- Tommy HERE ,-> a victim of cop schmopping.

And Tommy also a bitch for telling everybody Billy killed his kittens.....

you know Billy loved those kittens G..... he sure as fuck wouldn’t help you search for 6 hours for nothing.. not even if he was the killer.. stupidmothrrfycker

Sisco: “ yo, wat happened in there?... you crack?...”
Kimmy: “shut the fack up sis’s!! Boys tol me wat you did with my GRandMAaaa, My AunTieee and my cousin Stacy, OKAYyyyyyy”
Sisco: “ You shoulda known I’d never touch your cousin Stacy, she’s fucking Down syndrome, you stupid clitch!You Got Cop Schmopped Ho, you got to go..” ( shoots Kimmy)
Sisco: “ you made me do this.....” ( walks away slowly)

by Mrs. Nesbit March 6, 2022

Cop Bump

When the car in front of you is driving slow in the fast line you bump him into a spin out to get them out of your way. Like the technique police use in high speed chases.

The car in front of me was driving 40 in the fast lane and would not move over I had no choice but to COP BUMP them out of my way.

by Peleke9 July 31, 2016