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Gamer Ass

A condition characterized by a numb rear that is typically sore after standing up.

Gamer ass typically occurs while sitting in a chair in front of the computer for prolonged periods of time.

Over time it is believed to flatten one's ass and, in extreme cases, can lead to a concave ass (or bony butt) as the tissue and muscle begin to degrade.

While gamer ass is typically associated with gamers, the syndrome can be experienced by anyone who sits on their ass for prolonged periods of time without getting up.
P1: "I swear my ass has been getting flatter... I don't know what's happening to me!"

P2: "You're getting gamer ass. Try doing something other than sitting in your chair for 12 hours a day until your legs go numb or you'll lose that ass altogether."
by amethystbible June 27, 2023
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Monster Gamer

Monster Gamer is Cooler than thunder7 and thunder6 lol xD
by Barry Is Epic January 11, 2021
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Gamer Grip

Whenever you beat your meat so much that you have a really strong grip.
Ayo this kid tried to grab my phone but i had really strong Gamer Grip from beating my meat alot.
by Gamer Grip Man October 12, 2019
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Gamer Sauce

Kyle: I just put gamer sauce all over your sandwich. >:)
by Me pseudonym? June 28, 2023
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Gamer Abs

The marks left on your abdominal area after sitting with bad posture. Most often gotten from gaming with bad posture or sitting hunched over on the toilet for too long.
Ex 1:
Dude! Do you have a six pack?

No, it’s just Gamer Abs

Ex 2:
*Looks in mirror*
Those work outs i’ve been doing have been working!
*Realization*
Oh I wait, I just gamed for 3 hours straight without getting up: it must just be Gamer Abs
by Thatonepanda November 27, 2019
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gamers choice

a caffeinated stoug made go australia to satisfy a drinking gamer having the advantages of brawls and guiness in one drink.
"man i've been playin call of duty for hours i need a gamers choice and a cone"
by leigh_of_kent April 19, 2008
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True Gamer

A true gamer can be a fan of anygame as long as it is an offical game and not some ripoff stuff.A true gamer needs to take the game seriously according to the game's atmosphere and be professional at all sorts of things and apply goood things you learnt from game in real life.(For example:Kill anything that is a major threat to you like in minecraft)but at the same time also not a addict and live a healthy lifestyle but also ensure you grade is good.
Here are 5 rules of being a gamer:
1.Don't be toxic online.
2.Don't complain about everything.
3.Play fair and don't cheat.
4.Help out new player.
5.KILL
A true gamer don't just play game all day
by anonymous May 22, 2021
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