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Tennessee Taint Plow 

An act for two partners when one (1) male takes one (1) female with a large jaw/ teeth and places her jaw into an open field and proceeds to plow the field as well as her field.
Friend 1: You know someone I'd love to take to the field?
Friend 2: Who?
Friend 1: Sarah Jessica Parker, that's a face that'd make a great Tennessee Taint Plow.
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Promethean Taint Tickle 

The act of setting fire to your dingleberries thereby giving a somewhat pleasurable tickling sensation to your taint.
Person 1: I can flicker good for 6.3 seconds

Person 2: oh yeah well I can promethean taint tickle for 2 whole seconds

Person 1: what the fuck is promethean taint tickling???

Phoenician Taint Tickle 

The act of lifting the dong up to the sky, whilst twiddling ur tallywhacker. During this, someone comes up with a goose feather and tickles your Taint. After this act is over, it is ceremonial to spread your sack over the woman's mouth and have her blow on it so it looks like a flying squirrel
Last night she finally gave me the good ol' Phoenician Taint Tickle. It felt amazing!

Phoenician Taint Tickle 

The act of lifting the dong up to the sky, whilst twiddling ur tallywhacker. During this, someone comes up with a goose feather and tickles your Taint. After this act is over, it is ceremonial to spread your sack over the woman's mouth and have her blow on it so it looks like a flying squirrel
She finally gave me the good ol' Phoenician Taint Tickle last night. It felt amazing!

Nose taint 

The small area between the nostrils
He licked the bottom of my nose between the nostrils. It was weird having my nose taint licked!

Baby taint

when someone is so bad at apex but they pretend to be a pro and also drinks at cock island

Tennessee Taint Tickler 

When bro starts acting up so you lowkey have to give him that tennessee taint tickler
Taylor: I’m not doing this right now

Oliver: Shut up before I give you the good ol’ Tennessee Taint Tickler