Turtle Soup 

The act of a guy tucking his wang and sack between his legs and bending over so that it can be seen from behind. The goal is to get a friend to look at your turtle soup so you can call him a nasty perv and punch him in the arm.

"Dude, does this shirt look wrinkled?"

(guy turns around and bends over for his friend to see when he looks.)

"Duuuude sick! Don't show me your turtle soup!"

"You're a nasty perv man..." (as he punches)

Turtle Soup by stephm22 February 14, 2010

Turtle Virus

When you turn green and gets REALLY big green pimples, and grows a shell.

Look in the nature mag.

Turtle Virus by FuzzyºMonkey March 16, 2004

turtle beetle

A little beetle usually found in pools...beetle the size of a dollar coin with little fins that help it swim it can last under water about 2 hours without submerging to get air also known as turtle cockroach they can get to be as big as super ball or little golf ball.

As i went to clean my pool i saw a little mini turtle beetle eating the moss that was lying on the bottom.

turtle beetle by Vall May 14, 2005

Turtle Shelling 

The art of hiding an erection while sitting and leaning one's upper torso at a 45 degree angle betwixt one's chest and lap. The owner of said erection then proceeds to arch their back in such a way that makes them appear to be sitting upright. This causes said erection to recede into the body causing a "turtle shell" effect.

"Dude, my Spanish teacher is so hot...she had me turtle shelling all class."

Turtle Shelling by JoPaGeRi.TBC September 11, 2007

turtle smuss 

turtle smuss- A blown out vigina that belongs to a female that has a lower than average IQ.
2. A meaningless exclamation used that can be used over and over and over again.

1. dude that dyslecic slut had extreme turtle smuss going on!
2. Im working again this friday turtle smuss.
3. AWWWWW!! turltle smuss that girl said that was a cold sore on her lip.

turtle smuss by Tony Dolphin December 29, 2007

turtle face

The appropriate insult for somone who is such a dickhead that they make posts or define words under somone else's name.

Look at phi's definitions of pup, fo eva, and slutbag. Phi did not write those, it was some turtle face.

turtle face by phi December 4, 2004

Turtle Ride 

Sometimes a man comes along, a man that looks like Carlos Beltran, but dances like a Turtle. No, it's cool. George looks like Turtle.

Turtle get the car!!!

Who wants a Turtle Ride!!!

Turtle Ride by It's Brian July 22, 2006