airhead syndrome

disease characterised by the constant thinking of flowers, cute guys, stars, rainbows, glittery & pretty things. Symtoms- daydreaming constantly, getting 30% in algebra tests, thinking Ricky Martin or goth/emo/punk guys like Lauri Ylonen are hot/cute, buying prety pink stuff and painting your nails "Purrrty pink princess". Cure: unknown. contaigious: some cases are suspected. Infection: due to a breakup, going to frequently to claire's, and unknown causes too.

Dude, airhead syndrome is becoming a pandemic.

by maxichic March 1, 2006

Civil service syndrome

A condition/ disease that can infect federal, state and local, civil service employees.

Civil service syndrome symptoms
1. Its not my job
2. Sending dumb E-mails (Think about it)
3. Two hour lunches
4. Annual leave, four times a year or more
5. Planned sick leave
6. Kissing ass
7. Working your own hours, not core hours
8. Taking credit for work that you didn't do
9. Grubbing for overtime
10.Doing as little work as possible
11.Hearing but not listening (Being a hard head)
12.Thinking only about yourself, and how great you are
13.Power hungry
14.Sick on mondays
15.Not being able to walk in others shoes

by J Martin October 8, 2007

Gangsta Syndrome

When someone is a real gangsta and/or gangsta wannabe. Side affects of gansta syndrome include walking significantly slower, grabbing crotch when walking significantly slower, one talking like one is drunk, wearing sweats/jeans down to one's ankles so one's ass is hanging out and on display, carrying a gun, holding the gun on its side when gun is in use, wearing a paper towel in one's pocket for no apparent reason, wearing bandanas on one's head, etc

friend:What happened to Marcus?
friend2: Hes contracted gangsta syndrome and now he looks like a dumbass.

by kay7384 April 17, 2008

Synchronized Ejaculation

A truly epic achievement which can be accomplished when masturbating to a familiar pornographic scene. The masturbater achieves synchronized ejaculation when he ejaculates at the same time as the man (or men) in the video. This cannot be accomplished with lesbian or all-girl porn.

Joe achieved synchronized ejaculation and then high-fived everyone he knew with the hand that wasn't covered in ejaculant.

by Anonukeleletroll714 April 20, 2010

fuckboy syndrome

an incurable disease that leads to perpetual immaturity and disrespect towards most women. common symptoms may include but are not limited to: no communication skills, living in their mothers basement, never-ending weed smoking, no job, constant GTA playing, and refusal to grow up and act like the adult that they should be.

A: "why is he suddenly snapchatting me showing me new clothes like I give a fuck?! we haven't talked in a month and now this? SNAPCHAT??? what in the actual fuck is happening..."

S: "it's fuckboy syndrome. don't fall for his tricks!"

by FAPdictionary July 5, 2015

Nice Guy Syndrome

A condition where a guy feels he is entitled to dating a girl simply because he has been her friend and let her cry on her shoulder about the jerks. When she is not attracted to him, he choses to blame it on the fact that he has been a "nice guy" and she only wants to date jerks. Really, not the mentality of a guy who is actually nice, because one should not be kind in the hopes of getting a girl and simply be kind for the sake of being kind. Any guy who tries to guilt you into dating him simply because you are friends has the mental affliction known as nice guy syndrome.

"Hey Pam, do you want to date me?"

"Sorry Bill, you're a good guy, but I'm not interested like that."

"You're such a bitch! You won't date me because I've been a good person to you."

"I think you have a case of nice guy syndrome."

by frogbreathesdownyourthroat September 1, 2013

baritone syndrome

Also known as BS. A medical condition developed from playing marching baritone in a band. Symptoms include sore back, what looks to be an inverted hunchback, and a pinky finger on the right hand with a big callous and a mind of its own.

Dude, is that kid trying to limbo or does he have baritone syndrome.

by Brian April 20, 2005