suck buddy 

A homosexual domestic partner.

So these two dudes were suck buddies.

suck buddy by avoice December 4, 2004

Suck It, Bitch 

Definition 1: To interrupt or end a conversation.

Example 1:
Dude 1: Hey man what should i......
Dude 2: Suck It, Bitch (walks away)
ignore

Suck It, Bitch by Agustin101 July 27, 2008

suck me tender 

homosexual's plead for a blowjob from a straight man

Mister Lucipher: Suck me tender
Dark Raven Omega: Faggot, go back in the closet and kill yourself.

suck me tender by Jay May 18, 2004

suck washer 

A phrase for areola.

Look at the suck washers on that gal.
She has suck washers the size of Jupiter.

suck washer by Digitalsoftail July 25, 2007

suck on a straw 

To be uesd when a person is annoying you, arguing with you, or dare to talk to you when you don't feel much like cussing anyone out.

John: You love Nick, don't you?
Me: Pfft, no.
John: Yeah, you do.
Me: GRR. Go suck on a straw, John.

Cheating-Ex-Boyfriend: Hey, Jaz. What's -
Me: GO SUCK ON A STRAW!!!

suck on a straw by JaztheCatDemon January 11, 2009

suck a soft one 

a very popular saying that is used to insult someone. can also add other details to the insult, depending on how severe the offense is. example: go suck your father's soft one

"you are so annoying. go suck a soft one."
"i wish that creeper would go away. he can go suck a soft one."

suck a soft one by suckasoftone March 2, 2008

Suck-monster 

An awful creature, who ruins and sucks the fun out of every aspect of life, like a parasite. It is unable to live without clinging onto a person of it's choice, usually making that person's life a living hell.

Otherwise known as a "Simone".

Friend 1: Omg, the suck-monster won't leave me alone!!!

Friend 2: AHAHAHAHHAA! Suckah. It was me yesterday.

Suck-monster by Nutritionfacts July 27, 2009