squarejerk

Circlejerk for country music fans.
An insult to those from midwest with a gay twist flavor.

Why don't you go circlejerk! At least I don't "squarejerk" PWNED.

by rsix October 15, 2008

Square Music

A slang term teenagers used back in the late 1950's-1960's to define which is now known as easy listening or beautiful music.

My grandparents didn't like the music my parents listen to back when they were teenagers, so they try make them listen to square music.

by BruinKiller3469 March 18, 2009

Squartermelon

The opposite of a Blumpkin. When a guy carpet munches, will the girl drops a deuce. Preferably inside a port-o-potty!

Jency received a squartermelon from Billy at the bar last night.

by classyskinnystall June 8, 2010

square butthole

When someone gets fisted so much their butthole turns into a square shape.

Becky: OMG! Did you hear about Johnny?
Stacey: No, what happened?
Becky: He got pounded so hard last night he now has square butthole.

Stacey: Wow.

by Dinotastic March 12, 2017

Square wheels

Being unable to wheel anyone

"Dude why can't I get a girl?"

"You've got square wheels bud"

by Izzyyyyyyyyy June 10, 2017

poonett square

Just like a science punett square, but instead of using genes it uses vaginas. Usefull for figuring out what kind of vagina your offspring will have.

Yo my bitch has a mad tight pussy, so I used a poonett square to see if my daughter would have one too.

by bloopy15 April 10, 2008

Bitch-Squared

Bitch Multiplied by Bitch.

Oh no! This is so much more than simply a Bitch.Dude,this is Bitch-Squared!

by Waboa February 20, 2009