Spank Pouch

A condom that is otherwise too large for a small penis that one puts on with the sole purpose of masturbating into.

"I can't wear Magnums!"

"Just use it as a Spank Pouch then!"

by Bob McGillian September 3, 2011

Spanked the neighbour

When you go to your neighbours house and drink an excessive amount of alcohol. Often involuntary and used as a ploy of revenge for a massive hangover. Note doesn't have to be direct neighbour.

Wow! Gina and Vince came over last night and drank a 40oz. Mike (neighbours husband) I can't believe she spanked the neighbour. Brittany I made her have three GTs also

by Mikesmithatl December 25, 2016

Spank the bape

Spanking the Bape is a much cooler version of (spanking the monkey). but this one is whilst bathing/taking a shower

- Sup' dude? U got any plans today
- Nah bro i'm just gonna take a shower and prolly spank the bape

by SpreezMB August 8, 2017

spank and wank

While getting wanked off, the wankee slaps the wanker's ass cheek until it leaves a mark.

"Did you hear? Tim gave Chey the ol' spank and wank the other day."

by Donkey-ho-tey September 20, 2017

SPANKING THE TURTLE 🐢

The act of trying to slap a turtle head back up your luscious cheeks to avoid sheer embarrassment and the otter humiliation that comes with shitting your pants. This commonly done when restrooms are not available.

“Bro, I was SPANKING THE TURTLE 🐢 in hopes I would make it to a bathroom in time.”

by Steven dickerson June 16, 2018

Spanked

To get "Spanked", or getting "Spanked" is more or less another word for wasted or drunk to the point beyond belief.
If you were to drink excessive amounts of alcohol, smoke uncontrollably and do copious amounts of drugs all within a small time frame, using the synonym "Spanked" would fit.

Laurel: "So Karen and I went out last night to Divas, and she spent the whole night drinking and doing drugs, she got absolutely Spanked and I had to carry her ass home!
Kevin: "That does sound sound like Karen to me"

by Sóley July 17, 2018

Spank Your Tank

When you spank someone so hard they sneeze

Can I spank your tank?

by Daddys Lill Monster November 17, 2018