Gelatinous Splat

When, badly injured, you jump off a building over 20 floors high into a pool of jelly. However, you get hit by a car moments later, similar to that scene in the movie Free Guy.

Storyteller: To escape his attackers, Ryan Reynolds had to perform a gelatinous splat.

Child one: But didn't he get hit by a car?
Storyteller: Yes.

by Jahmsay August 18, 2024

Maroon Splatoon

Period blood stain. Usually accidental

My period came at work and I soiled my bottoms, I had a Maroon Splatoon

by BookofKane January 8, 2024

Spicy Splat

Raw sex that ends up extremely stressful.

Rida: That spicy splat was so crazy, I kinda regret it.
Anon: Wow.

by ariesclark November 18, 2023

Solar slatt

Solar is a very beautiful women. She can be known as hearts4soll or Solar slatt, do your homework.

Solar slatt so sexy

by iloveyourmomtwo November 21, 2023

Solar slatt

so sexy& funny. u guys may know her as hearts4soll.

Is that solar slatt?

Solar slatt is a goddess

by Iwilldoooouuuuu November 22, 2023

Monkey splat

When you have too short of a dick to get past the cheeks and the tip is just grazing her lips, so you jerk off in your hand and throw it at her.

Bro that girl had such a fat ass I had to monkey splat her!

by Neffy125 December 7, 2023

Bush Splat

When you splat off a building because you blacked out and munched a bush. And you did it 2 more times and don’t remember that either

Holy fuck, I blacked out so bad last night. I need bush splat.

by bushsplat February 23, 2024