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Definitions by Neffy125
Monkey splat
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When you have too
short
of a
dick
to get past the cheeks and the tip is just grazing her lips, so you jerk off in your
hand
and throw it at her.
Bro
that girl
had such
a fat
ass
I had to monkey splat her!
Monkey splat
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Neffy125
December 7, 2023
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