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Sperm Burn

When a guys sperm burns their partner's tongue because they had eaten so much spicy foods recently
I couldn't swallow last night, the sperm burn was so intense I spit it out right away
by The Obzerver April 16, 2021
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Sperica

a tiktoker with 16.8k followers. Idk who they are they popped up on ny fyp and asked soneone to make this
tik toker sperica
by Skatesszoe June 5, 2021
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sperm competition reaction

n.

A theory that explains why the presence of a second male in a sexual scenario with a woman increases rather than decreases the arousal of a heterosexual male.

The presence of a second male causes the first male's testes to increase sperm and testosterone production. This evolutionary reaction occurs so that if they both engage in intercourse with her, his increased erection size and sperm count will boost his chances of inseminating her over his reproductive competition.

Although the reaction is most powerful in person when a second male's pheromones are present, just seeing another male's erect phallus through any type of media will trigger the reaction.

When the other male ejaculates, the first male's reaction surges, giving him an overwhelming urge to also ejaculate even if his penis is nowhere near a vagina or other orifice.
When I saw my wife's boyfriend emptying his balls inside her womb, my sperm competition reaction became too much and I dribbled my cream inside my pants.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 15, 2021
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spermatarium

(N) - Where women are sent after being filled with ejaculate, thus driving them crazy.
I sent Karen and her bulldagger girlfriend to the spermatarium after the bar.

Jill spent the weekend at the spermatarium.
by Jaymz Kilmister August 7, 2021
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Spert

The action of releasing sperm from the anal canal while farting. Normally the sperm gets there via anal sex. Sperting may occur multiple times within the first 24-48 hours after the sperm has been ejected into the anus.
*Jane lets a fart rip*
Jane: oh fuck I think I just sharted in my panties.
Jack: are you sure? I did cum inside your anus while we were buttfucking last night.

Jane: ah right, then it was just a spert.
by LordSperta October 20, 2021
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spermified

another term for mansplaining except it involves an insult said by a man
John : hahah you're so ugly for a girl, get it because you're a girl
Kyle: damn that chick just got spermified
by kaliana.forte October 27, 2021
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Sperma

Pesho: Gosho q mi sloji sperma v chashata che sum jaden (Gosho can you please make me some milk because I'm trusty)

Gosho: Chakai da svursha (wait im not ready yet)
by Zaichenceto November 21, 2021
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