smooth sexting

electronically sending pictures of attractive women wearing nice clothing, primarily clothing with a smooth finish, such as a full length black leather coat.

I do smooth sexting to my email with my cell phone. Sexting is just plain smooth when you're over 21.

by Mr. 911 February 11, 2009

smofroflol

a funny or over excited way of saying lol

pronounced ( smof- rof - lol)

usually spoken twice

dans head is shaped like a mushroom

smofroflol, smofroflol

by k dot sags July 12, 2009

smooth griminal

a grim female who takes advantage of extremely drunk males, usually guys way out of her league

"You heard Scott got hit by a smooth griminal last night?"

by smoothgriminal May 9, 2010

Smooth entry

The art of penetrating a person , after applying the right amount of liquor. Can be combined with roofies.

Jack: Steve made a smooth entry last night.

Peter: Did you sell him the roofies?
Jack: Nah, he used booz this time.

by Deemeister February 25, 2011

smoothie cubes

Awesome/Cool/Sweet!!

They are sweet frozen treats you eat and is utilized in such context like; thats cool/sweet.... everything is smoothie cubes!! or someone tells you some good news... i just got into blah blah uni!! and your like SMOOTHIE CUBES!!

by sohotrightnow March 30, 2011

Smoothagus

An extremely soft person, who's skin glistens in the moonlight.

Wow, what a smoothagus with such soft and silky smooth skin!!

by chakjohnson69 July 24, 2011

smooth stockton

applying a mixture of cornstarch lube and carmex to a womans asshole. it is said to give a more intense/erotic feel to anal sex

similar to a burning stockton but adapted for the much cooler desert nights.

JANE: I love anal sex but I hate the way it makes my asshole chap like it does.

STACEY: You know Jane you should really try a smooth stockton. It works great as a lube and it also helps condition and moisturize your butt pucker.

JANE: Oh, thanks Stacey. I cant wait to try that out.

by headgoat September 27, 2011