Dominic Santana

Dominic Santana is an extremely handsome Jamaican reggae artist who started his musical endeavors at a young tender age. He'd always been musically inclined but didn't recognize the talent that was bubbling inside of him. He is in fact a musical prodigy. He can carry a tune like Bob marley and strum a guitar better than jimi hendrix. Watch out musicians! on top of that he is a Brilliant lyricist and has a delightful way with words. As a person, he is stunning, desirable and irresistible. With his dashing Jamaican features (he has tan skin because his father is Irish), expressive brown eyes, 1000 watt smile and red hot physique, he captures many hearts. His loved ones describe him as the greatest person on earth, with his caring nature and colourful outlook on life. He spreads smile wherever he goes, on and of the stage, and with his charm heals hearts. He is a strong man and enjoys basket ball which he kicks some major tush in! A great fashion sense which will make you go "wow you should be a supermodel". He makes the best out of a life and is forever in a positive frame of mind, lifting others up with him. A sweetie at heart he is loved by everyone, his music fans, his family and he's the best partner any female could ever dream off, serenading her with his guitar and voice:) A brilliant artiste but an even brillianter gentleman!

fan 1: "that drummer fine... mmm mmm he fine"
fan 2: "Dominic Santana is the next big thing... i can feel it in my fingers and my toes"
fan 3: "what next big thing... HE IS THE KING" :)
fan 2: "Dominic Santana... he.... jamaking me crazy haha"

by yourbiggestfan.1\:) June 19, 2010

Soggy Santa Hat

When one jacks off into a Santa Claus hat and then puts it on his wife's head at the family breakfast on Christmas Day.

Person 1: "Why are you showing up on my doorstep on Christmas Day."

Person 2: "Beacause I gave my wife a Soggy Santa Hat at breakfast."

Person 1: "Oh not good!"

by Hey Jack December 12, 2014

sant

anonymous word, used for anything; such as a piece of shit, a girls pussy, or a mans dick

look at that piece of sant on the road. that guy has a big sant.

by savannah August 15, 2003

Santa Claus is immune to Covid-19

WHO’s comforting message to millions of anxious children worldwide about Father Christmas to assure them (without proof) that despite his older age they needn’t worry about his health during this pandemic crisis, as he would be able to deliver their presents on Christmas Eve—however, they are reminded that they and Santa Claus must adhere to physical social distancing and must obey their parents to sleep early on December 24.

Because Santa Claus is immune to Covid-19, WHO confirmed that most countries—except those few nations that forbid Christmas because it is an “infidel” or pagan festival—would relax their quarantine rules to enable Santa and his flying reindeer to enter their airspace, so that he could uninterruptedly and unobstructively deliver the presents before December 25.

by MathPlus December 14, 2020

santasnowbirdfluffysasauge in your face

when santa steps on snow while at the same time killing a bird because he is eating a fluffly sasauge in your face.

Can he believe he santasnowbirdfluffysasauge in your face when your mom was there?

by lalatony January 11, 2008

santa Clara bruins

The Santa Clara public high school who's football team will own Wilcox this year

Wilcox player, "Once again, we will finish off the Bruins for this year"

Santa Clara Player, "Sure, iff you say so!"

after the game....

Spectator, "wow, Santa Clara really ripped wilcox a new ass hole"

Santa Clara player, "hey fag, since you lost we get free hotdogs and slurpees from 7-11, and you can lick our Bruin ass holes clean because we just shitted on your team"

by bruin football team August 22, 2003

Santa Rosa

A city where your guarenteed 2 get in a fight or a big ass brawl ive lived here for 2 years and ive been in ALOT of fites

I wanna get in a fight do you know where i could go?
Yeah just go to santa rosa

by Rob April 1, 2005