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South Jersey Sand Bag

When a man shoves his testicles into a woman's ass and then ejaculates on her back.
Guy 1: Did you bring a rubber tonight?

Guy 2: Nah, I'm just gonna finish up with a South Jersey Sand Bag.
by Slophole91 August 30, 2010
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An expression used to signify a menial or fruitless task; frequently to be preformed by someone not of sound mind or full capacity.
Giving money directly to a hopeless alcoholic to help him improve his situation is like pounding sand down a rathole.
by modtrtr March 6, 2009
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Old Tokyo Sand-Blaster

A sexual act made popular in post WWII Japan wherein Japanese soldiers returning home from the war would have vaginal intercourse with their wives, pull out before climax, ejaculate into their cupped palms and coat their penises in their own semen.

As was typical of soldiers in the field, the Japanese Troops often collected the sands of the battlefields they fought upon. The defeated soldiers would then cover their genitals in the balck, volcanic "Sands of Iwo Jima" and proceed to engage in anal intercourse.

The inevitable blood on the sand would be symbolic of the Allied victory at Iwo Jima, and would serve to force the Japanese wives to "feel their pain and shame."

This move would later be polularized by Conan O'Brien on his recently debuted TBS Late Night Talk Show, "Conan."
Mr. Hirasaki is one crazy dude. I hear he gave his wife the Old Tokyo Sand-Blaster last night!
by UncleHerpie November 12, 2010
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Bruh got sand feet

The act of having an excessive amount of sand on ones feet/toes
"Look,chad over there is digging his feet in the sand"
"Bruh got sand feet"
by Wet shorts August 12, 2019
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Bury your head in the sand

A well known idiom that means to ignore one's problems. The idiom is largely attributed (falsely) to the ostrich.
Bury your head in the sand means (in theory) that if you can' t see your problems, they can't see you!
by talk2me-JCH2 July 11, 2023
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sand sculpture defense

'If you don't like it, don't look at it'. The default defense for weak persons when their cultural taste is rightly ousted as lame. Called a sand sculpture defense because it's an ugly construction that falls apart rather quickly.
Wise man: Sand sculptures are lame. I know y'all been wondering about this, but there it is.
Weak man: If you don't like sand sculptures, don't look at them!
Wise man: Oh snap, the sand sculpture defense.
by Coincidence April 20, 2008
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When a male places his balls in someone's eyes,(much like an egg crate) and then farts in their mouth.
"Look, Alan's passed out, I'm gonna give that cougar tooth an Arabian sand storm with goggles."
by Lazer Hipnatico February 10, 2007
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