Rusty Dutch Oven

When you fart and trap someone under the sheets only to have it pointed out by the victim you in fact sharted.

Oh my god, Mitch gave me a rusty dutch oven, there was crap everywhere.

by xpartofitx January 17, 2012

Rusty Lovin

Any sex act involving the ass

Hey baby, are you up for some rusty loving?

by sandy_x December 4, 2012

Rusty Klesla

Similar to the Rusty Fish Hook but named after the Professional Czech Hockey Player. While satisfying your lady from behind you abruptly jam your finger into her poop chute. When she turns around to yell, "Hey!" instead of giving her a traditional fish-hook you cross check her in the face with a hockey stick. For additional bravado you can then shoot your load on her back, blow a whistle, throw your arm in the air and declare that you're giving yourself a 2 minute minor for roughing.

My girlfriend told me that I couldn't finish watching the game until I finished her, so I gave her a Rusty Klesla and then went downstairs to finish watching the game.

by DirtyDick October 16, 2012

Rusty Crumpet

Descriptive term for female genitalia that displays the signs of a severe herpes outbreak.

that chick was smokin hot, luckily i got a glimpse of her rusty crumpet and bolted

by Miniskip January 24, 2013

Rusty Elliot

When the giver sticks their finger in the receivers butt hole and then sticks their finger in the receivers mouth.

" dude! I went straight ham last night and gave my lady a Rusty Elliot!"
-Dalton

by Big fucker May 23, 2013

Rusty Hitch

When a girl tries to stop riding you and you three finger pop her asshole and pull her back on.

I gave Kelly a good ol' rusty hitch

by Mr.bobo95 October 13, 2013

rusty unky

(n) a friend you once had, and who could serve as an uncle to your offspring, but who you haven't seen for a long time and whose whereabouts are unknown

Child: Dad, whatever happened to your friend Hal?
Dad: Last I know he was in Vegas. As far as I'm concerned, he's a rusty unky.

by unky! November 17, 2013