oakland raidered

the feeling that whatever you do, whenever you do it you will always get screwed in the end no matter what

person 1: i got a winning lottery ticket yesterday
person 2: oh nice how much money did you win
person 1: nothing right as i found out i got robbed at gunpoint
person 2: wow you seriously got oakland raidered

by lokester712 October 12, 2010

November Rain

When a woman is menstruating, she gets naked, stands over her lover who is laying face up with her vagina directly over their face. She then begins to masturbate very aggressively, causing the menstrual blood to flow more heavily, dripping out of her vagina and onto her prone lovers face.

I tried to give my boyfriend a November rain last night, but the heavy portion of my period had already passed.

by Grossassdude July 29, 2019

singing in the rain

a legendary song by loona’s jinsoul. kim lip told me to go stream it right now or else she will break your kneecaps.
also stream butterfly ✨

person 1: singing in the rain is one of the best loona solos
person 2: what an intellectual

by ustanloonarightnow May 21, 2019

Oakland Raiders

The Oakland Raiders are a controversial NFL team reviled by "higher class" haters. They are loved by the Raider Nation, which consists of football fans who are intense, passionate individuals with chips on their shoulders. The Raiders have always insisted on doing things their way, playing with a lot of heart, and winning and succeeding in spite of their own foolish mistakes. To be a Raider is to defeat opponents sheerly based on your iron will, mental toughness, and true grit.

Perennial underdogs who revel in proving their critics wrong, the Raiders and their fans have a rich tradition of embracing former castoffs like Jim Plunkett and Rich Gannon and turning them into gunslinging, weatherbeaten winners.

The Raiders also have the best and most meaningful team slogans, "Pride and Poise," "Just Win, Baby," "Commitment to Excellence," and "Just Cut It Loose." For more information on the Oakland Raiders, check out the team's official anthem, "The Autumn Wind", which truly describes what it means to be a Raider.

Broncos Fan: Dude, the Oakland Raiders suck! Why are you still rooting for these losers?!!Go Broncos!!

Oakland Raider Fan: Win, lose, or tie, I'm a Raider 'til I die.

Next Day....

Broncos Fan: Hey can we not talk about football today?

Oakland Raiders Fan: Why because you're butt-hurt that the Raiders raped your donkeys in front of your own fans? 59-14 baby!!!! Suck on that, Run DMC all day baby!!! Donkeys suck!!!!

by paynasty23 December 29, 2010

chocolate Rain

The fecular dischage achieved after consuming of spicy or "hot" foods. Usuually the cause of bowl stain, the almighty chocolate rain was once worshiped as a visitation of Plopulos, the god of human waste, by some pre-christian cultures.

Man, that taco bell sure did give me the chocolate rain

Chocolate rain bring the chocolate stain

by Mulga Bill August 23, 2007

Japanese Rain Goggles

When a man is squirted on by a womens vagina juice, causing him to swuint as the japanese. Scientist believe that this orginated around Osaka Japan, thus through the steps of evolution creating the Japenese and asian people.
Now commonly used as a sex term.

Your mother then squirted her sweet vagina juice all over my face, it was the best Japanese Rain Goggles I ever received.

by Mr. John Jackson November 25, 2010

raider fan

Wrong definition: The most devoted fan.
Oh, they are the most devoted fans, yet most of the home games are blacked out? Hey, I see enough rader jackets on San Pablo Blvd to fill the stadium up, I wonder why they arn't at the game?
Correct definition: Loosers in the game of life, though always blame others for their own problems (see ciriuz).

Prisoners, people with double digit IQs,

by ByeByeDems January 7, 2004