Surprise Pudding

When you're doing anal with your girl and she shits on your dick without warning.

Last night I have my bf some surprise pudding. I don't think he liked it.

by Thatwhiteguy15 February 18, 2017

royal pudding

When you freeze poop put it in a blender and then eat it

He had royal pudding for breakfast

by Jackson Looney March 6, 2017

Surprise Pudding Popper

a who uy ejaculates into another male or female’s jello pudding cup without telling them just to sit back & watch them eat it. Often they will comment on how they taste so much better than they used to.

John’s a surprise pudding popper & often hands out the most delicious snacks.

by Tooeager May 22, 2021

Nub Pud

The post apocalyptic size of a penis after taking Testosterone blocking drugs for Cancer. It may be a very large clitoris now.

My best buddy has turned into a nub pud instead of a team player.

by Happy Cancer Guy May 18, 2018

Christmas Pudding

A turd with a sprinkle of cum on top, resembling icing.

My boyfriend treated me to a Christmas pudding this morning, it was unforgettable.

by Sebkaz August 31, 2020

Pudding boy

Derived from Midwestern Suburban English, it is an term with many definitions, originally used in high schools as an insult for cliques to sling back and forth.

1.) pudding boy: noun: a male (or female) of any age past 18 who is willing and flexible enough to lick their own anus.

2.) puddin' boy: noun: a personal sex slave of various abilities

3.) puddin' boy: verb: the act of following strict orders to eat excrement for another's pleasure

4.) pudding boy: noun: an insulting word to an outsider or enemy that describes them as someone's slave, particularly for sex or other uncomfortable tasks

Synonyms: slave, gimp, rimjobber, tosser, sissy, prison-bitch

Antonyms: free, unchained, alpha, unowned

Noun:
"Where is Johnny?"
"Oh, you hadn't heard? Johnny is Jamie's pudding boy now. I alway's knew some girl would take his soul completely.

Get away from me, you're just a lowly pudding

Verb:
Pudding boy it you little whore!

by Gonadgonad November 16, 2016

bread pudding

Bread pudding is a term used to describe the practice of taking crystal meth through a loaf of bread.

She took it as a bread pudding, the shitting lightweight.

by UncleMonkeyPants June 22, 2019