potato balls

potato balls, is a humerous name for someone with gigantic, brown and dirty bollocks. they often have a fuzzy looking green growths coming off them and they look hugley deformed.they are often visible from outside of the sufferers clothing, as they look like he has two king edwards in his duds.

this is often caused by using a vacuum cleaner on the testicular region.

"check out that guys nads in the speedos. he's got potato balls, big hairy disgusting looking potato balls."

by stu August 4, 2004

potato frog

A type of frog that tastes like potatos. It likes the taste of paper. There is only one potato frog in the world, because THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE. If at any time there were two potato frogs, then the first one would go all granny on its butt.

I just saw the potato frog stuffing paper into its mouth.

by gothic chicken June 29, 2008

Potatoe Chipped

When a couple is having intercourse and the male comes to the climax and sprays his juicy goodness over his partners chest, they let it dry and the male will peel the delicious dried goodness and makes his partner eat it.

-Dude what did you do last night?
--Oh I just hung out with this girl
-Really what did you guys do have sex?
--Well I Potatoe Chipped her now she doesnt wanna see me anymore :/

by PKourChamp December 20, 2010

sweet potato

A chubby person who is inexplicably attractive to others.

How does that sweet potato get so many bitches?

by sweetestp April 9, 2010

cold potatoes

When something is lame, not cool, or undesirable.

Josh: Did you see that movie last night?
Ariel: Yeah, it was cold potatoes.
Josh: What..?
Ariel: You heard me. Urbandictionary that shit, man.

by plovestrees October 30, 2009

Fury Potato

When your shit comes out of your ass at such speed that it creates a tsunami in the toliet all over your ass leaving you so disgusted that you need to take a shower. Also what the Irish call their frag grenades.

God Damnit I just fury potatoed.

by "Smart" October 3, 2018

fully-potatoed

Being smashed, fried, and baked all at the same time. Often acquired at raves. Smashed being drunk, fried = tripping on acid, and baked = high. This condition can lead to many unfortunate but extremely hilarious outcomes. If you or anyone you know is fully-potatoed, 1st rule: you can not fly, no matter the circumstances. In this condition you sense of reality is altered to a point that nothing is real. It is fun but dangerous, your sense of time,depth, balance, sight, taste, smell, and hearing are so altered theres no point in trying to make sense of it; just relax and enjoy it. You also shouldn't drive or be around anything moving. Being outside and near streets or busy areas is extremely dangerous. Do not try to fill out any important documents, or make a transaction. Just have fun and DO NOT FLY.

@.@ uh man what direction is up, I'm way too full-potatoed...

or

Guy 1: Shhh, you! I can't hear the chipmunks, the sun's to loud!
Guy 2: Dude, you make no sense.
Guy 3: Yeah he's fully-potatoed

by Rob9001 February 7, 2010