pocahontas's boat

Pocahontas's boat is a canoe like structure you must pass out of your digestive system when too much food has been eaten .These turds are long with a primitive carved wood look .often pass with out pain as are streamline to travel through water .

Omg I'm stuffed .. Just going to set sail to pocahontas's boat before we move on

by T4pedro June 27, 2014

polar vortext

A cold and/or dismissive text reply.

Sean: "So I asked her if she wanted to hang out sometime and all she wrote back was 'k'."
Joe: "Damn, son. That's a polar vortext."

by gdbrainbdbrain November 16, 2014

polar bear fur

an affectionate name for a guy's arm, leg and chest hair

I love my polar bear fur; it keeps me warm during the winter

by Sexydimma February 13, 2015

Polar Orgy

The chemical phenomenon in which semen mixes with Hydrochloric Acid.

Holy shit Mr. White look at the polar orgy that's happening in that beaker you just fucked!

by TheoLikesCheeseMoreThanJessica November 8, 2015

Polar Bait

Someone who is attractive to another someone from a cold place, because of how warm their body is in contrast to the place where they are from.

You should stop sleeping with those southerner girls, I know just how powerful polar bait can be, but let's be reasonable. Bitches be crazy.

by Broccoli Bangers April 5, 2016

Pocahanta Virus

A) Pocahanta Virus is a condition that an individual may have when constantly in pursuit of sex with Native Americans. Similar to Jungle Fever.

B) Having a little bit of Hantavirus. (Spanish)

Skylar: "Bro, I was at the Casino on the Rez last night, and banged the cocktail waitress after her shift. I think I contacted a wicked case of Pocahanta Virus."

by Dread Pirate Doris Roberts September 22, 2016

polar bear beatdown

When one masturbates in a shower on a nice comfortable temperature, and then right before climax the water control is set to the Antarctica type shit. Resulting in a rare event called a polar bear beatdown.

I was bored last night so I executed a polar bear beatdown in my parents shower.

by k dizzle 131 August 23, 2016