pig by proxy

A narcissistic individual who thinks they should have the same respect and authority as a police officer because they have a friend or relative who is a cop.

That mouthy idiot Brian thinks just because his brother is the po-po that he also has authority. Typical pig by proxy.

by 23rd Chromosome October 27, 2015

pie hitter

A special forces/operator wannabe. Often clad in the latest in "tacticool" fads and adorned in Punisher logo and moldy labia patches, pie hitters, as opposed to pipe hitters, a slang term for actual Tier 1 operators, usually lack hard discipline and physical training, and their physique reflects this. Pie hitters often break the rules of safe shooting in the attempt to master drills that, allegedly, mimic real life encounters.

1: "Hey, you see the new James Yeager video? He had his trainees jump on their guns to test their durability, but one fired and hit a guy's truck."
2: "Go figure. That pie hitter shit is gonna get someone killed one of these days"

by pepevonkek April 21, 2017

pilfiwilfering

when your dick gets hard and soft in rapid succession

I was trying to fuck jenny last night, but i kept pilfiwilfering

by Daman13 September 24, 2019

piso4

Piso4 is twitch streamer, he play minecraft, roblox and GTA. He also sometimes watches video his discord sends in :)

"Piso4 is such a good streamer"

"Wow he's the best"

by Erinnotfounddddd June 25, 2021

Pirate Tawna Bandicoot

Pirate Tawna Bandicoot is a hot jot Bandicoot in the game Crash Bandicoot 4 it's about time. Pirate Tawna Bandicoot is Thicc and has nice boobs, legs, and ass.

Pirate Tawna Bandicoot is sexy! Oh yeah!

by CynderFanclub July 18, 2023

Pirate Tawna Bandicoot

Pirate Tawna Bandicoot is a hot Bandicoot! Urban Dictionary probably won't add the definition because of being run by rebublicans! Rebublicans.

Pirate Tawna Bandicoot from Crash 4 is hot! If you don't add it, then you have Awful lot of ADHD!

by CynderFanclub July 19, 2023

Ninja Pirate

You take a parrot and place it on the womans shoulder, then while stood behind her shout 'Polly want a cracker?!' When she turns around to see what you are doing you bob down and lick her love tunnel without her expecting with such force and vigor she looses her footing twist her ankle and walks like she has a peg leg to the bed with a parrot still on her shoulder.

Friend: Why are you walking like a pirate?
Girl: Oh, that's the result of a nuff buff piece of ass doing a Ninja Pirate on me...

by AWTH August 4, 2017