Do a Phil

To walk out on everyone.

Yeah, he did do a phil on us AGAIN!!!

by MagicDictionary January 2, 2017

Dr. Phil

Extremely hot man who has a show, and is very rich. Many younger people have a crush on him because of his hotness.

Wow dude, Dr. Phil is so hot!

by andytheratkeeper October 28, 2019

Phil Collins

God-sent material to embarassing parents.

Haha, son, me and your father got so drunk at a Phil Collins concert... Dad got arrested and I woke up in the back of a van pregnant with you. Ahh...you better not be smoking pot.

by Phil (my name really is Phil) July 16, 2006

phil

a "phil" is a Doritos' tortilla chip, circa 1988 in Southern California, that came about due to some guy named phil getting a part for a commercial advertising campaign for Doritos. His hair was stuck straight up in the commercial, you might remember him.

Dude, we like, Toootallly need some phil's to make spicy barbecue nachos.

by alackrity December 8, 2006

Philadelphia Phillies

A baseball team that the city of Philadelphia makes out to be the greatest thing since sliced bread, but, in reality, doesn't amount to even a slice of bread. The majority of their fans suffer from drama queen mental illness.

The Philles have the most losses in MLB.
The Phillies have been around since 1884, and only have 2 championships.
The Philadelphia organization renamed their team 3 times in 2 years.
The Philadelphia Phillies? The New York New Yorkers, The San Francisco San Franciscos? So retarded, but... What did you expect from a group of lazy, drunk Philadelphia owners?
Pinstripes and red?
The Phillies old stadium was a shithole.
The current Phillies stadium is a joke.
Kobe Bryant grew up in Philadelphia as a Mets fan.
The 2008 World Series was the least watched World Series ever.
The Philadelphia Phillies have the worst fans. Not because their team is a threat in any way, or because they possess any real achievements, but, because they're a delusional, obese, unclassy, and loud-mouthed bunch.

by You're only kidding yourself. July 5, 2012

Philadelphia eagles

A football team that has no life, its fan's always say that the Dallas Cowboys fans suck when in fact they have NO Superbowl wins and Dallas has 5. They say we choke...How bout when they faced the raiders in the 1980s for the Superbowl and lost, or when they faced the giants recently and LOST for the Superbowl.

Man 1 (eagles Fan) : "Hey man I fell asleep before the Philadelphia Eagles VS Dallas Cowboys game who won?"

Man 2 (No favorite team): "Who do you think?"

Man 1 (eagles Fan): "...Dallas?"

Man 2 (No favorite team): "42-0, Dallas"

by DallasCowboys123 October 27, 2009

phil of the future

a good show that airs on the disney channel, but although it airs on a kid's television network, if you read "between the lines" you will see that there are things that represent things that just shouldn't be on disney channel.

in one episode of phil of the future, "virtu-date", phil and keely take a "virtu-trip", which proves to be like an lsd trip, because they hear, smell, see, feel, and taste things that aren't real, they see amazing things, and of course, the name "virtu-trip" represents a trip and the "virtu-goggles" represent the lsd.

by noneofyobeezwax June 29, 2007