Phantom cord

n. The cord of a wireless controller that isn't there. This is only applicable to people who have used non-Phantom cords for most of their life.
v. The act of needing to re situate oneself by flicking the controller up or around to prevent anything being tangled by a non-existent cord.

n. Man, I just tried to move my Phantom cord. Can you believe that?
v. You're phantom cording, stop it!.

by Kineticboy2001 December 6, 2006

Phanzanoon

Someone who farts is the bathtub and bites at the bubbles.

Terry is a phanzanoon.

by Monica Leer December 9, 2008

phantabulous

Mixed term that means fantastic an fabulous at the same time.

Something or someone can be phantabulous

My penis is phantabulous.

by Kevin Mc Allister & Dani May 12, 2008

Phadonia

A person that people view as a slut and or bitch; Someone having the personality of a slut and or bitch.

Damn! Courtney is a phadonia! Did you see how many guys she was with last night?
That damn phadonia! She stole my ooo lala!

by MSMB November 3, 2008

[Phantom Turd] Menace

(Noun)Someone who likes to defacate in unlikely public places, with or without the support of onlookers. This is often for a feeling of shock-satisfaction.

Come back here you Phantom Turd Menace and clean that stinking feces from my fridge

Huey! Next time you're at the peep show, try masturbating instead of power-shitting all over the window like a Phantom Turd Menace!

by Boy J, aka: mull January 13, 2009

phantomcrap

After taking a massive dump, when looking in the toilet to marvel at your handiwork and find ... nothing!

I swear I just passed a football but when I looked, nothing was there!? I think I took a phantomcrap.

by Lovekraft January 16, 2009

Phailcakes

Failed attempt at spelling and/or making pancakes.

(IM convo)
person S: I really want panackess right now!
person J: Phailcakes? u failed at spelling pancakes.

by ToxicZombieKitty January 31, 2009