fat person humor

The innate ability to tell extremely funny and often self demeaning jokes that many fat people have.

Dan: Dude that guy is a whale.
Phil: Yeah but he's hilarious; he's got fat person humor.

by jg2342 February 23, 2009

addictive personality

ever been obsessed with a tv progrmme, band or drugs?
you have an addictive personality,
this doesnt mean people are addicted to you,
even though, may i add, you are looking smokin' hot tonight.
NO. this means you get easily addicted to things,

you may spend 90% of your time obsessing over this.
but dont worry, well actually do!
having an addictive personality can be good or bad.

good: if you get a job you are enjoy, you will be so passionate about it you will get right to the top.

bad: it is certain you will become a heroin addict, sorry!

man: yo girl, will you blow on my wind intrument

girl: sorry i cant i have to blow on my other wind instrument, the oboe, i just cant get enough of it!

man: woowww girl, you have an addictive personality

by manbaby2 May 28, 2009

perfect person

someone who is sweet, caring, there for you, beautiful both inside and out, smart, brave, and just pure amazing. They seem like an angel sent from above but thats just who they are. they may make a few mistakes but they own up to them and take responsibility. they are perfect

"Hey you know Fred?"
"Yeah what about him"
"He's always so nice and sweet and just a down right genuine guy"
"Ya, hes a Perfect Person"

by qwerty13! June 6, 2018

Obese Person

A big fat fatty with the head of a ratty and if they fall on you, you'll go splatty.

Non-Obese person A - Look, an obese person.
Non-Obese person B - SHUT UP! They'll hear you!

by No I'm Not Serious January 9, 2020

black person syndrome (bps)

When you are influenced by the black community.

Symptoms of black person syndrome (bps)
1. when you think you are a rapper
2. when you start listening to rap and start dancing around
3. you think you can break dance

by Doctor Hopkins August 20, 2011

Brown Person

People with brown skin, usually from the MIddle East, South Asia, or Latin America but can also included dark skinned europeans such as Italians and Spaniards.

Nasrif: Yo, I'm from Pakistan so I'm not white but I'm not black either.

John: Yea, so your Brown Person.

by drdash August 10, 2008

border patrol personality

the type of person who takes offense at the least injustice, slight, or bad turn of events, whether it be against him, or he happens to just be walking or driving by and notices it. he then confronts the situation either verbally, physically, or both. luckily this often occurs in physically smaller people. these people were usually bullied, beaten, or belittled when young and are often very intelligent with great, though sick, senses of humor, and well liked for exactly all of these reasons.

often these people are absolutely correct. they just overreact

the movie "anger management" has many good examples of a border patrol personality

by mr snatchural June 11, 2007