real-shape

To take its proper shape, used when referring to the anatomical length and trajectory of a woman's vagina. Traditionally in homo sapiens the sexual stimulation of a female will result in the lengthening and expansion of the vaginal vault to allow for an erect pens to enter.
"Trev, what happened with you and jess last night? She looked to be in a right state this morning.."
"Ahhh yes I tried giving the D without properly warming her up if you catch my drift, bruised her cervix bad. Should of real-shaped her first with a bit of oral like!"
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real pain

how you feel after falling UP the stairs (a mixture of loss of pride and a panic attack)
you haven't felt real pain until you know what falling up the stairs feels like .
by thrasher247 February 06, 2018
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New Real

When all the fake(news . sport. politics) has now made such global changes. It has now become "The New Real"
Hey Donald your so New Real
by Gina reinhart October 10, 2018
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The Real Hero

White people call these people "cops" but black people normally see them as the person who killed or jailed their dad.
Now that is epic
Hey that hero fucking killed my dad
That officer is the real hero
by ObamaYoMamaNumber2 May 22, 2019
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crossbones real

One of the nicest people on the planet. He’s a very supportive and amazing friend. He’s funny, relatable, and just a good person in general. He respects all your opinions and is just an amazing person.
Crossbones real is the most supportive person on the planet!
by EveFNBR February 10, 2021
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real original

Sarcasm. When a person says or does something unoriginal.
When someone starts fake poppin' and lockin' on the dancefloor cause they can't really dance, "Look at this guy, REAL ORIGINAL."

When a person makes ANYTHING they found on pinterest and shows it to you, "Oh look at that, reeeaaalll original babe."
by BrownBearCreamBear November 30, 2015
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Real Man

A stereotypical term used by people when they mean to say "human with good qualities". In fact, these people make no sense, since a woman can have good qualities too.
Also used to manipulate insecure men.
Instead, this term should be used to describe a man with masculine qualities. Recommended especially when having sex because it can be a real turn-on and won't be taken seriously.
Incorrect use #1
Person: Do what I want
Man: No
Person: You're not a real man

Incorrect use #2
Woman: I want a real man, someone who takes care of me, who does this, who does that blah blah blah.

Correct use
Straight woman/Gay man: Be a real man and fuck the shit out of me.
by periodtpooh24 May 29, 2019
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