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Ghost Dad

Referencing the Bill Cosby Movie. It refers to someone who is your friend but never answers emails or returns texts days or weeks later. They are your friend but no one ever see them. When you think they are gone they randomly appear or send you a text or email. when confronted they think they are always there.
John: Where is Phil? I don't know man he is has been Ghost dad for the last 2 months
by Vanfan August 25, 2013
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Dad fart

A fart that can wipe out the whole world with one squeak, nobody knows where dads were able to get such power in their butt. it smells of eggs with raw tuna and other nuclear materials, this type of fart can last longer than Thanos lifespan. Fatherless children are safe from this serious crime, and lucky for Belle from Beauty and The Beast and Jasmine from Aladdin were able to survive and live a happily ever after
Cocomelon: Ew what stinks?

Doritos: Its those dad farts
by IhopeIdrinkwater April 28, 2022
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dad fingers

The large, meaty fingers of a dad. These are obtained through various dad activities, such as; tightening screws, opening jars, and pleasing the mother
-He was so big, he could have pinned me down with just his dad fingers!

-Oh Carol, you wouldnt believe the dad fingers on my new boy toy!
by flockOFpotatoes March 1, 2015
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Grayden’s Dad

a dad with a son named grayden. the dad is an absolute dilf.
Girl 1: woah, that old guy is super hot.
Girl 2: Yeah, he must be Grayden’s dad
by Kate the Kween December 9, 2021
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#1 dad

A very nice an supportive human being in your life. They are not your biological father they are your "Dad". They do not have to be male they can be anything they want. You are always their son no matter what even if you are female. But because all that they will treat you like their actual child and love and care for you.
He is so nice to me, he's my #1 dad.
She is basically his mom, what a #1 dad.
by tahOny May 26, 2018
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Creepy Dad

A Man who has an overwhelmingly creepy presence... Most likely a bald man who follows there young daughters around
Sandy: Catherine is youir dad following us
Catherine: Yes....

Sandy: Your dad is a creepy dad.
by silyrabbit09 November 4, 2009
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Gay Dad

Your dads booty getting sucked by your friend
Jeffery Williamson III-Hey joey is it ok if I suck your gay dads booty?

Joey-Sure but that’s gay like Micah 90’s
by fwplask July 5, 2019
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