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Velcro Ninja

The Velcro Ninja is a character that exemplifies parody type characters by being a humorous take on the normal ninja sterotype. Instead of being stealthy and secretive, he/she has all their weapons attached to their person via velcro. So, when they sneak up on someone and remove their sword for the attack, you hear a very loud, very long version of two pieces of velcro pulling apart.
Man, the characters in "Scary Movie" were all velcro ninjas!
by The Velcro Ninja September 26, 2009
mugGet the Velcro Ninjamug.

cat ninja

1. To be as stealthy as a cat and a ninja combined.

2. a house cat that has dedicated its life to the ninja life style.

3. a ninja who wears cat ears.
you have to be quick, like a cat... or a ninja, or a cat ninja.
by bnate April 9, 2010
mugGet the cat ninjamug.

Fortnite Ninja

A toxic twitch I mean MIXER streamer and youtuber that swears to children

he has dyed hair because he thinks its cool
Person 1: Hey you watch Fortnite Ninja's stream?
Person 2: NO HE'S TOXIC
by 43969420 November 7, 2019
mugGet the Fortnite Ninjamug.

ninja girlfriend

A mistress. A sexual partner that is unknown to the rest of the world, she is kept hidden from the public, and from the publicly proclaimed girlfriend and wife, mate, live-in spouse.
The dude's married but is looking for a ninja girlfriend anyway.
by GEO Z October 14, 2006
mugGet the ninja girlfriendmug.

Wifi Ninja

Someone who connects to a Wifi hotspot, without the owner knowing it.
A: Where are you?
B: Near a gasstation.
A: Hotspot?
B: Yeah.
A: Cool... Wifi Ninja!
by Artem_the_kid October 16, 2008
mugGet the Wifi Ninjamug.

Ninja Ball

The act of farting into one's own hand, then "throwing" it into an unsuspecting target's face.
"Brian threw a ninja ball into Greg's mouth."
by Joe May 27, 2006
mugGet the Ninja Ballmug.

Nerf Ninja

The act of someone acting like a complete retard only to destroy his own reputation in attempt to gaining one
kid: Hello folks, i am your nerf ninja

others: wow, what a faggot
by IamPerson1 December 29, 2009
mugGet the Nerf Ninjamug.

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