Random Mouse Zoom 

When you're on a laptop and you try to move the mouse on the pad and it randomly zooms the fucking thing to like 200% zoom.

Trying to read something on your laptop and it does a random mouse zoom and you can't read the fucking thing.

Random Mouse Zoom by Carl Junior Burgers January 16, 2014

pink mouse 

A used tampon. Plural: pink mice

"Oh my god I can't believe she threw that pink mouse at you! "
"The plumber had to come out again. Someone flushed a pink mouse and clogged the toilet again."

pink mouse by KnucklesToledo January 13, 2015

Mickey Mouse 

1. The iconic cartoon character mouse of Walt Disney.

2. In the Hungarian porn industry, a Mickey Mouse is a photo of the performer with 2 forms of id to prove they're of age. The 2 ids form 'Mickey mouse ears' as they're held beside the face.

We need a copy of your Mickey Mouse before we shoot.

Mickey Mouse by Giannifly February 5, 2015

Mickey Mouse Lights 

The blue lights on top of a police car that stay on and do not flash.

That cop didn't light me up but he came up on me with his Mickey Mouse Lights on.

Mickey Mouse Lights by LSUBeast December 12, 2015

You Mouse 

Synonym for calling someone stupid.

Bobby you mouse.

You Mouse by dank meymeys May 25, 2016

Rasta mouse 

Gorgeous

Peng
Lovely
Jamaican

Look at that rasta mouse

Rasta mouse by slagging off May 14, 2016

shower mouse 

The revolting mass of hair that lingers under the shower plug, rife with rotting conditioner. The small visible hairs at the top of the plug being merely the tip of the hideous foul smelling iceberg.

I tackled the shower mouse today. Dealing with that shit makes me want to shave my head...

shower mouse by NWAS January 20, 2017