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Games of minimal exertion

Games played after gorging one's self on food. Perfect for the family get togethers, tailgate parties, or even after a trip to the Golden Corral with friends. Typical games include horse shoes, bean bags, or for the ambitious, darts.
Aunt Bev, that was a great Thanksgiving meal! I'm stuffed! It's time for some games of minimal exertion. Uncle Cletus, let's go throw some horse shoes!
by wheredidmypantsgo November 25, 2010
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Minimum McWage

The amount of money that a Mcdonalds employee most likely makes. Which is usually $7.25 an hour.
Dude, I wanted to buy a ring for my girlfriend for our one year anniversary... problem is that the ring is $2,500, and with my job making minimum McWage there's no way I can get it right now.
by adambenner September 30, 2013
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Minisink

A school full of rednecks and furries. A problem.
Person: Minisink? How about no.
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Minion vore

CaptainSparklez: Ok, so can you explain to me what a minion vore is?

laughter
by Bruhaps May 23, 2022
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ministrations

Romantic, sexual actions, usually in the realm of foreplay. Such examples are missing the partners neck, softly massaging their back, among other turn-ons. Do not mistake a blowjob for an example of ministrations, as ministrations are supposed to make your partner horny, not outright make them cum.
Despite her desperate pleas, he continued his ministrations on her neck.
by The Was-Man November 25, 2020
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Minimod

A Minimod is a person who acts as they have moderator permissions on a Discord server. They will act like dicks and will notify you when breaking a rule and telling you that you will be warned about your violation. The most common thing they will try to do is to give themselves the "role" of chat helper. Most of the times minimods are going to be warned by the actual staff of the server.

Do not respond to these people as they will accuse you of being a Minimod while not realising their mistakes. Also, if there is a rule on the server which prohibits minimodding, most of the times drama will begin and the chat is going to be filled with dumb fucks. Avoid Minimods as much as you can.
"plz do not be a Minimod"
by FreshNick February 28, 2020
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minivan theory

A scientifically tested theory that proves the following:

1) If you are driving a motor vehicle in the passing lane of a highway and are suddenly forced to slow down because of a slow moving vehicle, 9 times out of 10 the vehicle causing the slowing is a minivan.

2) If you are driving a motor vehicle in any lane of a highway or throughfare and another vehicle is tailgating you, there is a likely probability that the vehicle is a minivan and the driver is a MALE that is pissed off that he is driving a minivan.

The following observations conclude the following:

No matter what, Minivans will never aid your driving experience and will always make it worse in every instance.
Of course! A woman driving a minivan 30 miles an hour on the interstate. Do you need any further proof of minivan theory?
by ragemeek March 27, 2007
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