jerk off sock

A sock that placed on the penis to assist in masturbation.

Dave: dude, what's with that sock?
Jake: don't touch it! That's the jerk off sock.

by TheSpaceBaller November 24, 2015

poop jerker

A sick and disgusting person, usally male, who uses any type of poop (including their own) or any other type of animal fecal material to masturbate or jerk off themselves or other poop jerkers with.

"Hey, that sick bastard just took a dump, and picked up his turd, smeared it on his cock, and jerked off with it! What sick fuck!"

"Well, I guess that makes him a poop jerker!"

by nasty minded sicko May 21, 2008

Jerk-off

A highly organized competition pitting jerk chicken recipes and cooking talents against one another. Best jerk wins.
Extra: best side dish (eg. rice and peas, corn, mash, etc.)

Rub up your chicken legs and heat up your BBQs, we're having a jerk-off on Saturday!

by King Jerk II April 27, 2009

Circle Jerk

1. (v) Several men standing in a circle masterbating.

-Urban legend says sometimes a piece of bread is placed in the middle. The last person to cum on the bread has to eat it.

2. (adj) A description of a ridiculous situation.

"Do you guys actually work, or is it just a circle jerk back there?"

"This is one big fucking circle jerk!"

by Michael Schmidt May 2, 2006

jerk

a dance that everybody do in l.a. and longbeach (southern cali). originated in l.a. a click called action figures can jerk good. (check it out on youtube)!!

that nigga gary from action figures can jerk good

i know he look hella bomb when he go to the floor wiff it.

by Nikowah March 4, 2009

caribbean jerk

when a girl sits on top of you and you eat her pussy while she jacks you off

timmy "dude did you hear about what jessica gave matt last night?"

nathan "yeah man i heard she gave him a caribbean jerk

by dumbchode September 1, 2009

Circle Jerk

Circle jerk means when a group of people are set out to do something but instead bullshit and waste time sitting or standing around. It can also mean a group a guys standing around jerking off.

I told you guys to clean up the building, but instead I walk in on this circle jerk.

by Aaron September 29, 2004